Strictly Come Dancing 2022 #16

[Boring Monday]

I want to know who will play the Theremine They will surely have to have that iconic sound on the night.. can Dave Arch conduct a theremine some poor sod is at home cursing the producers while trying to learn how to play it

Get Bill Bailey back for a cameo.

 

[Sea]

Anything iconic I'm thinking was from itv!
Eg tales of the unexpected, Minder, South bank show.
I'm not very good at my challenge!

 

[BlinkyBill]

Will Charleston finally be the dance where they get real with Jayde?

being cynical - depends on how much of a sobfest she gets away with on the pre-dance VT story, the end of dance hug/sobfesting pre-empting the judges comments, and entry to the Clauditorium breathless choking-up sobfest before anyone can get a word in before the judges scores......

 

[Doodlebug005]

Challenge! what iconic themes would you go for?
Don't ask me for my answers I've only thought of this question - will think about whilst roasting the spuds!

ooh great question!
We loved singing along to soap themes in our house when we were kids so I suggest
Emmerdale ( our lyrics to that are … wait for it Emmerdale farmmmmm , Emmerdale Emmerdale Emmerdale farmmmm and repeat)
and
Coronation Street ( lyrics…. Grief, woe and miseryyyt Grief , woe and miseryyy)

 

[Baby Giraffe]

And - genuine question - is there going to be a hostess trolley and some spanking with a Woman’s Weekly? Strictly loves a literal interpretation, and I can’t see what other ‘story’ they can force onto this. The lyrics are so specific. 🫤

I watched in on YouTube earlier, it’s about 5 mins long and as previously said, gets faster and faster towards the climax. I’m expecting they use the pace of the first bit (it would kill any of the celebs trying to keep up otherwise!) and are somewhat selective with but if the lyrics they choose but I’ll be very unhappy if they do it instrumental, had forgotten how hilariously batshit it is. Loved Victoria Wood

 

[BlinkyBill]

I want to know who will play the Theremine They will surely have to have that iconic sound on the night.. can Dave Arch conduct a theremine some poor sod is at home cursing the producers while trying to learn how to play it

how about a sawing action with some dental tape threaded through DayVarche's head & out of his ears .. there ..sorted

 

[ButtonDownTheHutches]

I want to know who will play the Theremine They will surely have to have that iconic sound on the night.. can Dave Arch conduct a theremine some poor sod is at home cursing the producers while trying to learn how to play it

Maybe Bill Bailey will pop back for a guest appearance - he’s a virtuoso on a theremine!

Get Bill Bailey back for a cameo.

ooops, snap!

 

[Mushroom50]

I'd do some kind of ballroom to the theme to Keeping Up Appearances dressed as Hyacinth Bucket

 

[Doodlebug005]

how about a sawing action with some dental tape threaded through DayVarche's head & out of his ears .. there ..sorted

Brutal

 

[ButtonDownTheHutches]

I know it was discussed on the results show, I know the BBC have released the song list, and I know I’ve already said this at least three times - BUT I STILL DON’T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING!!!

Has anyone ever danced to ‘Handbags and Gladrags’? I feel sure someone has (foxtrot, maybe), but I’m drawing a blank.

 

[Woolmercardington]

Anything iconic I'm thinking was from itv!
Eg tales of the unexpected, Minder, South bank show.
I'm not very good at my challenge!

Ooh, Tales of the Unexpected! Needs to be done for Halloween

 

[soccergirl]

Oh no, Rylan is still wearing the corded leisure pants

ETA judging by Strictly insta Vito is also wearing deplorable keks

ETA x 2: looking at Joanne, this ep sponsored by The Wrong Trousers!

 

[Willow9999]

Rylan is wearing those weird jogger trousers again. Must have been a bulk deal in a range of colours!

 

[Milfordcubicle]

Did rylan get those slacks off the back of the Sunday supplement

 

[BlinkyBill]

Did rylan get those slacks off the back of the Sunday supplement

perhaps he's got a side job presenting for QVC and has to model the merchandise...

 

[Fillyjonk]

Until somebody gets their nan out, he's going to dress like one.

 

[Lostcat]

A shame Matt couldn't be there in person, though Zoom saves the day again!

He and Nadiya seemed closer to other 50 miles apart than Gio managed sitting right next to poor Ritchie last week.

He might have waffled a bit, and been rather miserably out of his depth at certain points, but he was very sweet and complimentary to Nadiya, and vice versa, bless.

 

[UnknownTattler]

I'd do some kind of ballroom to the theme to Keeping Up Appearances dressed as Hyacinth Bucket

Anytime Hyacinth Bucket is mentioned, I'm reminded of one of the best memes ever

 

[House of Tea]

Genuinely perturbed by Rylan’s outfit. I hate those polo necks, they creep me out. But those jogger style trousers, pulled up slightly too high, are rank. The combo, the colours. Wtf.

 

[glasgow27]

Vito's outfit tonight is a choice.

As was the double denim 2 weeks ago.