Stephen Bear #37 Cut Price Clunge and the Prisoner of HMP Chelmsford
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Awks - I’ve heard there is definitely scientific evidence & studies to suggest a correlation between sticking a fake penis down your trousers trying to pass it off embarrassingly as your own & a living in a world where everyone actually thinks the person wearing it is the giant cock instead x
I know the one well...it took 3 seperate visits for me to get the guts to go down that...a very short black tunnel? Flushed toilet is a very accurate description. Water went to places in my body that I didn't think possibleOh Splashdown!
They have a slide there where you basically get spun around then fall into a tank, like being flushed down a toilet. Might be a bit too close to home for our Jizz
Sort of practice for Dubai though.
No I think that one was called barons revenge , def lost a bikini top going down that haha but the toilet one was called something bowl I’m sure , I’ll have to ask my bmth friends hahaI know the one well...it took 3 seperate visits for me to get the guts to go down that...a very short black tunnel? Flushed toilet is a very accurate description. Water went to places in my body that I didn't think possible
Toilet ones are usually called space bowls. I went on one once, plopped out upside down and got a ton of water up my nose
Yeah the toilet one I was on about has loads of neon lights I think? You literally swirl round in circles (apparently you’re meant to keep spinning as long as you can) before falling into a hole in the middle and then drop down into a deep tank!
Like @Nottonightbabe I felt like my sinuses had been violated it was horrible
The black one I remember too because I came out with so much force my bum hit the pool floor and got bruised
Waterparks are so much more interesting than Jizz at the moment lmao
EDIT: I just remembered, when I went Splashdown I saw some of the worst tattoos I’ve ever seen in person in my life so maybe that’s where Jizz got her inspo?
My friends and me actually had a competition to see who could spot the worst one (I’m a knobhead I know) I think the winner was something to do with a dream catcher made of lions, tigers and leopards?
Like @Nottonightbabe I felt like my sinuses had been violated it was horrible
The black one I remember too because I came out with so much force my bum hit the pool floor and got bruised
Waterparks are so much more interesting than Jizz at the moment lmao
EDIT: I just remembered, when I went Splashdown I saw some of the worst tattoos I’ve ever seen in person in my life
so maybe that’s where Jizz got her inspo? My friends and me actually had a competition to see who could spot the worst one (I’m a knobhead I know) I think the winner was something to do with a dream catcher made of lions, tigers and leopards?
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YES!!! Barons Revenge! Zambezi's Drop was the worse, very steep and fast and a very narrow tunnel. I went on it once and never again. I think the bowl thing wasn't there when I went last which was about 30 years ago
in my late teens. I didn't have a problem with things/clothing coming off, I just remember things going places they really shouldn't .Jizz looking for fat dissolving on Instagram - she’s so desperate for a freebie
Is she getting it sucked out of her thick head? Bad news for Chinny
Whats lemon bottle fat dissolving anyway?
No clue but might be for her cankles
Found a TikTok .. before it looks like fat .. after it looks exactly the same but covered in oil
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Nose bandage .. obsessed with herself and not a single 'fan' asking for an autograph
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I thought she had put that on her own tiktok (wouldn't surprise me if she did) but wtf is she doing?? I'm perplexed you are no Naomi Campbell Jizz trying to do a cat walk down the.street.No clue but might be for her cankles
Found a TikTok .. before it looks like fat .. after it looks exactly the same but covered in oil
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Nose bandage .. obsessed with herself and not a single 'fan' asking for an autograph
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That jumpsuit bet it stinks... all she ever wears. She so reminds me of shaz off East enders.... do not see the attraction.No clue but might be for her cankles
Found a TikTok .. before it looks like fat .. after it looks exactly the same but covered in oil
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Nose bandage .. obsessed with herself and not a single 'fan' asking for an autograph
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I hope our main man Ellis covers the case on 23 Oct!
duck sake, a mum using her kids for content to show how fat dissolving technique 'works'... get me off the internet.No clue but might be for her cankles
Found a TikTok .. before it looks like fat .. after it looks exactly the same but covered in oil
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Nose bandage .. obsessed with herself and not a single 'fan' asking for an autograph
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Why would you be showing this to young children? And the caption, does the child have a page. FFSNo clue but might be for her cankles
Found a TikTok .. before it looks like fat .. after it looks exactly the same but covered in oil
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Nose bandage .. obsessed with herself and not a single 'fan' asking for an autograph
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I thought that!! Awful
Just seen this on secret celeb thread
www.dailymail.co.uk
Stephen Nolan 'sent explicit images of Stephen Bear to BBC colleagues'
The Northern Irish star, 49, who earns £400,000-a-year, reportedly warned more images of Stephen Bear's genitals would follow if they failed to book him for his TV show Nolan Live (pictured).
One photo is all it would took for them to say yes. He tortured those poor people with that mental image for life! Maybe it looked better then but imagine getting sent that now.Just seen this on secret celeb thread
Stephen Nolan 'sent explicit images of Stephen Bear to BBC colleagues'
The Northern Irish star, 49, who earns £400,000-a-year, reportedly warned more images of Stephen Bear's genitals would follow if they failed to book him for his TV show Nolan Live (pictured).
Won’t be having sausage rolls for dinner now
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