Thread suggestion #25 : Bear thinks G’s legal team is silly but he’s the one with a Yakut Willy
Stephen Bear #24 Farcical
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I bet he turns up late tomorrow and blames the snow. Anything to give himself a bit more attention.
Stephen Bear, Stephen Bear
His hole will get a tear
In the clink
Bent over a sink
Big Ron won’t take no care
**sang to the tune of Jingle Bells**
His hole will get a tear
In the clink
Bent over a sink
Big Ron won’t take no care
**sang to the tune of Jingle Bells**
They’ve just called their new dog Bear, the one that they pretended was Ace. It’s on Jaz’s (refuse to call her Jess when that isn’t her name) story.
Sallie Axl can be good value, but usually when she goes away. She falls out with her ‘besties’ regularly, but meets someone for 2 minutes and has a new bestie. She steals off people, stands behind the dj screeching hey’ or ‘Ariba’
She had a fight with a camel, who broke her back, she was walking around an hour later fine
She’s been at ‘goldfish in a bag rap battles’
She made porn with a Mexican cartel
And has a dog that looks like she’s holding a gun to its head where you can’t see
She stabbed her ex in a coke fuelled rage then had her kids taken off of her but wrote a book about her being the victim
She was trying to get into podcasts but literally does all the talking and she only had a couple of guests who know one knew and then couldn’t persuade anyone else on her show
However when she’s being all Zen she’s boring and spends all day at the gym as she can’t afford to heat her rented house (that she pretended she had bought!)
Oh and she goes Dubai to get shat on
She is also a huge narcissist
She had a fight with a camel, who broke her back, she was walking around an hour later fine
She’s been at ‘goldfish in a bag rap battles’
She made porn with a Mexican cartel
And has a dog that looks like she’s holding a gun to its head where you can’t see
She stabbed her ex in a coke fuelled rage then had her kids taken off of her but wrote a book about her being the victim
She was trying to get into podcasts but literally does all the talking and she only had a couple of guests who know one knew and then couldn’t persuade anyone else on her show
However when she’s being all Zen she’s boring and spends all day at the gym as she can’t afford to heat her rented house (that she pretended she had bought!)
Oh and she goes Dubai to get shat on
She is also a huge narcissist
Can someone do a new thread pretty pleasee
Holy tit. Sounds like a train wreck.
New thread created as requested as it’s likely to move quickly tomorrow:
Stephen Bear #25 Self-obsessed show off
Chinmates working in harmony to create the thread title: @Time2Shine shared a link, @CustardJunkie highlighted the quote, and @Brian Butterfield nominated it for the next thread. Keeping everything crossed for the right verdict later today.
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