Stephen Bear #21 What does Jizzy do for fun, while Bear's being ploughed by his dildo gun?

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Thread title goes to @Aemee00 with 83 likes! Edited slightly to fit. Your prize is some eye bleach for the terrible images in the last thread.

Stephen continues to lead a dull life, cooped up in his little house with his sex toys. Much discussion was had about how Stephen's penis looks like food items and household objects, including but not limited to - a tagine, sweet potato, bowling pin, and a pontipine from In the Night Garden.

Continue all and please add to recap!
 
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Thank you @Nottonightbabe, and great recap, and congrats @Aemee00 on the thread title
 
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brilliant thread title!
Still laughing at someone on the previous thread asking this about his knob- “why is it triangle?”


 
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Recap -
still continues to (badly) edit his photos to appear more muscular and have a more shapely bum

Still continues to use his drill-do bum blaster while jizz has to resort to using deodorant cans as sex
toys since everything else is up Steve’s bum

still has a mangled knob
 
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That drilldo looks like something a shooting squad would use. Was telling my partner all about this man. He asked how and where do I find out about stuff like this? I was like hello on tattle. He has no idea who Stephen Bear is but he's enjoyed me relaying it back to him.
 
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She's desperate for it , looks like a deranged barbie doll. He can't oblige it, probs best she purchases a few cucumbers ( or a marrow).

Bear giving it one would be like trying to push a marshmallow up Oxford Street.
 
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I told my partner to look at bears Twitter he was horrified
 
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I told my partner to look at bears Twitter he was horrified
Mine won't. 'I'm not looking at that weird shit' He likes hearing about Marcus,Jake Quickenden and Bradley Weekes. Just working on him accepting Bear in to his life now.
 
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She's desperate for it , looks like a deranged barbie doll. He can't oblige it, probs best she purchases a few cucumbers ( or a marrow).

Bear giving it one would be like trying to push a marshmallow up Oxford Street.
Deranged Barbie indeed...I came across this pic in my photos and every bit of her face I'm thinking WTF. Why have a round face with no definition or jawline or cheekbones? The nose that has totally different sized nostrils and is wonky on her face? The state of those fucking eyebrows and eyelashes? Why have thick black eyelashes and eyebrows when trying to pass herself off as a blonde? And what the fuck has happened to her parting? Looks like she's run a set of clippers along the line of it? And to think this is her FILTERED thinking she's Little Miss Thanggggg
 
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She looks fucking frightful.
 
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Ew they’re at Novikov which is literally next door to my office - it’s well know to be a place that ‘businessmen’ go with hookers. We would never, ever book our execs into that shithole of a restaurant. Especially since other Russian-owned businesses in Mayfair have publicly stood against the war with Ukraine - Novikov is the only one which hasn’t. Vile. But on brand for them I suppose.
 
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Horrid whiffy pair of old hoes.

I can smell them from here
 
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First time poster, long time lurker.... I wonder if they've gone on some kind of wowcher deal?
 
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I can’t believe he has taken her out somewhere!
 
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Thanks everso for making the new thread .. having so much fun laughing at the freak show it needed a new title quicker than I thought

Congratulations Aemee

The gruesome twosome are out in public .. wonder who is drunk driving tonight ..
 

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Yeah Jizz .. of course you are shy .... HAHAHA !!!!!


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