Fairytale version....
On a far away not so private island tiny B and Queen Jizz (aka the bum licker) were bundled onto a plane before they were charged with posting illegal porn
In settling into his (2 up 2 down) super mansion various relics were brought to decorate - antique mirror tiles from Italy (tiles r us) slate stone (B & Q wallpaper) to show off his 77” tv (Argos) and his fire ( half way up the wall)
He also had a roll in a porn film (which won many award shows for being sh*t) this was filmed in his 10 acre garden (5ft square) suitably lit to enhance his tiny todger
After realising his popularity is draining fast several giveaways were posted on his socials (all the bots liked) and a mass piss take and blocking spree occurred.
Meanwhile Jess/Jazz/Jizz the higher than might - don’t be mean to me Karen (but f*ck off anyway) had a BBL, lips and teeth done, managed to literally get up on early, arrive to her appointments late and get a parking ticket
Roll on February