Wee bit of advice for Beefy Flaps, you wake up in the morning and this is your life:-
Sun Facebook page ripping you a new ars*hole.
Aberdeen FC Forum doing the same.
Called out for lying on Loganair Facebook.
Countless comments on the brands you promote of folk saying they won't buy until they drop you.
Having no friends.
Gay Boyfriend who gives you the ick and all his friends hate you.
Getting told your shit in bed by Churchy.
Your old slapper maw and gran fighting your battles and making absolute tits of themselves in the process.
Being disliked by the Scottish ASN folk because you're a c*nt.
Countless threads here because you're a c*nt.
Lying on your daughters birth certificate as unsure who the dad is (scummy)
Marrying a dying man for money and fame then having to live with yourself about that awful grave where no mention of his mum and family (they all hate you too)
Exploiting your non verbal, vulnerable son when your views go down.
Lying all the time about pointless crap for views.
Talking to everyone like shite even your fans as you think your better than everyone else.
*please add if I've missed anything*
That's your life Steph and we're all jealous
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