Her stories are just so predictable now too.
“Day 3 of this bottle and there’s quite a generous measure left so I’m going to drink it” and repeat
- Make noodles/a 'rainbow lunch' for the kids and husband
- Show off some Sweaty Betty gear
- Moan about homeschooling
- Moan about kicking a ball around with the kids and 'hubby'
- Bitch about her poor eldest child
- Pork roast from Bashford, fruit & veg from Oddbox
- Don't forget to mention that she's a size 6-8. So am I, but I don't stop people in the street to tell them
- Show off one of the hideous expensive handbags
And finally in the words of Fr Jack:
"DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK!!!"