God she’s so bloody sly!
It’s;
‘Show off, show off, show off, brag, brag, brag, let me show you around the pool house later…’
All the time knowing full well the sheep are so dedicated some will probably leave work early and pull a sickie so they can go and sit in their car constantly refreshing Instagram to look around their bestie’s house as soon as humanly possible. Then quick as a flash Stacey slides into
‘… oh but only if you want to. I know we’re so lucky to have this place and I don’t want to make anyone feel bad, blah, blah, blah…’
As of course if people message her and say ‘please stop Stacey, you make me feel inadequate and really quite shit’ she’ll not post anything at all… as if!! She can’t help but show off but also knows that the sheep will just adore her even more for considering that she might be making people feel bad.
Heads up Stacey, the country’s in a cost of living crisis and folk are relying on food banks (as you know full well as you turned up to open one inappropriately dressed t’other day) to survive so having you flaunt your swimming pool, wealth and opulence probably doesn’t make them feel overly grand. Still, least you asked eh?
Twat.