Shergar: The Wedding Edition
Stacey Solomon #67 Joe’s on his stag and knows how to behave, shame the same can’t be said for her dad
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I realise it was a few days ago but these are from Joe's stag do and her Dad isfor some of you so I've put them in a spoiler lol.
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So glad someone saved these, they’re hilarious, thank you so much! I’m laughing all over again at gone midnight, sorry neighbours!I realise it was a few days ago but these are from Joe's stag do and her Dad is
Instead of the traditional bridal chorus there’ll be the theme to ‘Black Beauty’!
Pretty great tune to be fairInstead of the traditional bridal chorus there’ll be the theme to ‘Black Beauty’!
UncannyWhen Joe smiles all I see his Wallace! And he’s marrying an old dog
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Just imagine it; what a sight to behold! Now if you press play, just close your eyes and imagine the scene.
With Dave at her reins, Stacey throws her head back and gives a small whinny before gracefully walking down the aisle of the Pickle Cottage garden as if she’s in a dressage competition...
Suddenly though, realising just how bloody far she’s given herself to go, she breaks into a trot. I’d like to say it was graceful but well, it isn’t really as flower girls and page boys scatter and dodgy Dave looks like he’s going to tit himself.
Managing to gather composure she screeches to a stop where Joe should be standing. I say should be as at this point he’s hiding behind his best man as they’re both perched on top of some chairs. A dignified and beautiful arrival it isn’t, but memorable, oh yes it is!
didn’t think she would have the grace of black beautyJust imagine it; what a sight to behold! Now if you press play, just close your eyes and imagine the scene.
With Dave at her reins, Stacey throws her head back and gives a small whinny before gracefully walking down the aisle of the Pickle Cottage garden as if she’s in a dressage competition...
Suddenly though, realising just how bloody far she’s given herself to go, she breaks into a trot. I’d like to say it was graceful but well, it isn’t really as flower girls and page boys scatter and dodgy Dave looks like he’s going to tit himself.
Managing to gather composure she screeches to a stop where Joe should be standing. I say should be as at this point he’s hiding behind his best man as they’re both perched on top of some chairs. A dignified and beautiful arrival it isn’t, but memorable, oh yes it is!
Less Black Beauty, more ruptured gazelle!
I'm still in shock about the fact that her father took those photos.
Is it wrong that I kinda like her sister? She's so much more honest and relatable than what horse head is
I’m so confused by this post. What does the quote from Deborah James have to do with Joe coming home?
That’s what I was wondering too?
Insensitive cow. Just disgusting. Bigger her engagement on the back of Dame Deborah. She's sunk the lowest doing this
Yep she's an insensitive witch! Not the right time or place but hey everything's about skanky who gets skankier by the day!
Spent the day having cuddles get a bleeping grip!
Seems she’s joining the latest cuntfluencer trend of grief tourism. Vile
Such a distasteful witch using that quote. I will admit I don’t actually know who Deborah was as I’m not really big on celebs but I’ve heard about how she has raised so much money and awareness and that is a legacy to be proud of. To have this cretin using her name agains her tangerine rolling home from the sun is a real slap in the face to her family
She did this before, I can’t remember who had passed away but she incorporated it into a clip of her kids running into her arms.
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