Sophie & Dave #18 their house is a tip, they’ve broken Chip, still on about a Disney trip

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Gem_woody

Yorkshiregirl2019 said:
Mr Fatman protein scoop and Mrs rockstar dressing brown need to sell a pin as their management obviously think their current content is fit for the bin.
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Yes just "Mr Fatman protein scoop and mrs rockstar dressing brown" would be perfect
 
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Poppadom

Sophie and Dave #19 Mr Fatman Protein Scoop loses 0.2lbs thanks to a poop
 
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d82Z11

Soaf and oaf thread - Dave loves his protein scoop by scoop, while barney takes a dump that resembles soafs soup
 
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Didyouknow

Purplepeonies said:
I will say, I've never been more glad that she isn't a teacher! God, can you imagine her? Right class, time to watch Moana...again.
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After this lockdown and seeing the work going into the kids work by the teachers she honestly wouldn't last 2 seconds. My sons teacher is ALWAYS available to help and is constantly emailing parents back it pisses me of that parents are taking the piss and emailing her at weekends etc knowing she'll reply just fucking let the womaj have her weekend haha. My daughter's teacher is amazing too. And the head teacher still does their Friday assembly
, she records herself and just puts it up for the children to watch. It blows my mind the work they've put into keeping normality for the kids. This bitch wouldn't do any of that.
 
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Cleagh

She can hardly look at her child let alone interact with him
 
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Socialobservation

It’s so essential for a child’s development to read to them whilst sitting on a lumpy loaf It’s like beauty and the beast yet all the furniture is depressed
 
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JR2710

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Fatman Protein Scoop and Slothy sOAF: festering in their pit, favouring Chip, Barney lucky to rank just above the Loaf!
 
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Charleyxlou

So my guilty pleasure is reading daily mail celeb and femail section it’s such trash I love it and this article came up about a mumsnet post and it screamed Sophie and Dave to me do you think Sophie is the undercover mumsnet poster?

Woman admits she is terrified about her partner being overweight

Posting on Mumsnet anonymously, the British mother-of-one said she struggles to sleep at night because she is so anxious about her partner's health.
www.dailymail.co.uk
 
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Lala22

I read this last night and thought the EXACT same thing!!!
 
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EleanorRigby

Lala22 said:
I read this last night and thought the EXACT same thing!!!
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I can't be them because Dave would need to go to the doctor to be diagnosed with sleep apnoea and I don't think he's been back to see a doctor since that one in London told him to lose weight. Remember, Dave has better medical knowledge than any fool who's spent six years at Medical School
 
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Charleyxlou

yeah I thought that however if he had been to the doctors and diagnosed with sleep apnea he wouldn’t be broadcasting it! It was the carnivore diet that made me think Dave if it’s not him there’s two of him
 
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Barbie2020

I’m surprised he doesn’t have diabetes or anything I would have sleepless nights if I was Sophie worrying about how big he is. Let’s be honest though she probably isn’t that bothered
 
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