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disneys
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how about “Sophie’s pants” because you’re never in those either , are you mate?
disneys
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id be honoured too! And thanks for picking my thread title
GOOOOOD MORNINGGG FLAMILY! (I know it’s evening but we move)
what have Soaf and the Oaf been up to this week ?? Well ..
- Poor old chip Has epilepsy which they found out after taking him to a specialist for an MRI and a spinal tap and such like , he’s on meds that make him drowsy (although we suspect this is exaggerated and just an excuse not to walk him) and Soaf and the oaf have cooked him more home-cooked meals than they’ve ever made themselves ! Also Dave let slip that they only take him for 10 minwalks a day .. he is a 3 year old Labrador ... !
- Soaf is still not dressing Barney appropriately for cold weather , no vests , no proper pram suit until her sister gave her one , just terrible really
- They’ve started to wean Barney ! But still haven’t got him a high chair (waiting for some gifted one we think) and aren’t doing very well .. they’ve tried him with carrot , broccoli and baby rice and in true Brown family fashion, Barney got on best with the stuff that came from a packet
- their house is so messy but nobody can understand how as they have a well behaved 6 month old and neither of them have a job
- Soaf pretended to have anxiety for viewzzzzz
- they keep banging on about Disney trips and pricing them up when we’re in the middle of a sodding pandemic ! read the room guys !
- soaf’s sister is pregnant and having a baby girl who they’ve decided to call Penelope and have posted that all over Instagram
- Dave did a weird workout in his gym and it made for the most uncomfortable 4 minutes of footage most of us have seen , especially as he did it in crocs ?! Does Dave own any shoes that aren’t a) crocs or b) stolen from the play that went wrong
- sophie is going to make “small habit changes” like walking for an hour and eating the same bland looking casserole 5 days in a row but hey , at least she’s getting some veg inside her !
- Dave still on his “weight loss journey” , but again seems to have taken a massive detour off a cliff ..
- Barney is poorly with a cough and temp .. idiots haven’t thought to mention that it could be Covid !
and remember everyone... IT’S ALL FOR VIEWSSSS, IT’S ALL FOR VIEWSSSS, IT’S ALL FOR VIEEEEEEEEWWWS! (Is that even their intro music anymore ? Lol)
disneys
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She lies back and thinks of England and he lies back and thinks of .. men ? gainzzz ? a Mars bar ?? .. “oo soaf yer so amazing I love yew so much .. you’re so delicious with your soft nougat filling and your chocolatey .. eh i mean , your .. chocolate Brown hair ?”
Reader130987
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I bet Dave cries when he comes. He looks the type.
Socialobservation
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The Dressing-Browns 
Winners_Song
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I think they’re currently following their own content schedule; mucky house Monday’s, make a tea Tuesdays, Write off Wednesdays, click bait Thursdays and sit down Friday 
DizDog32
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Sproutfit if you willSprout outfit
Socialobservation
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Imagine the sex sweat. And the Disney role play. No Soaf. you be Jafar tonight and I’ll be Jasmines Dad....
He literally looked like a giant square at their wedding and I can’t get over it
He literally looked like a giant square at their wedding and I can’t get over it
Bitchandstitch
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Jillbean3000
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Fatman protein scoop he’s on a win! and princess Fiona? well her YouTube career is in the bin.
Winners_Song
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Soaf attempting to sell the idea of her channel revamp was premeditated and phoney. Doubt there’ll be enough valuable ‘content’ to split in to three separate ventures?!
Thread title:
Sophie and Dave #19 Content lacking, both slacking, time to to send the channel packing
Thread title:
Sophie and Dave #19 Content lacking, both slacking, time to to send the channel packing
ROCCcckkkKSTARRRRR!!Reader130987
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Every time she says "Did you have a good sleeeep?", I keep hoping that Barney will turn to her, and, in a thick Scottish accent, say "Mind ye own business, ya nosy bitch".
Socialobservation
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Imagine managing these two...
Soaf and Oaf: No, we really don’t understand why our views and followers seem to be decreasing?
Manager: Did you upload 5 days as promised at 6pm?
Soaf and Oaf: No
Manager: Did you shower and get dressed?
Soaf and Oaf: Well, no.
Manager: Did you make any sit down videos that cover interesting topics?
Soaf and Oaf: Erm, no but yeah but no because our daughter, sorry I mean our son, had a major allergic reaction so we couldn’t record anything for 3 days?
Manager: That’s terrible. Did you call an ambulance? You didn’t vlog for 3 days? Must have been serious.
Soaf and Oaf: Oh no, we just rang 111 and didn’t give him anymore medicine.... then we had a sneaky takeaway and hid from the flamily....
Manager: right.......
Soaf and Oaf: No, we really don’t understand why our views and followers seem to be decreasing?
Manager: Did you upload 5 days as promised at 6pm?
Soaf and Oaf: No
Manager: Did you shower and get dressed?
Soaf and Oaf: Well, no.
Manager: Did you make any sit down videos that cover interesting topics?
Soaf and Oaf: Erm, no but yeah but no because our daughter, sorry I mean our son, had a major allergic reaction so we couldn’t record anything for 3 days?
Manager: That’s terrible. Did you call an ambulance? You didn’t vlog for 3 days? Must have been serious.
Soaf and Oaf: Oh no, we just rang 111 and didn’t give him anymore medicine.... then we had a sneaky takeaway and hid from the flamily....
Manager: right.......
cobette
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I have a mountain of work to do but I couldn't come on and not comment on this. Her Insta story reply about not regretting going FT because being safe and together is their 'priority' now has enraged me, I don't know if I am more annoyed at the sentiment or the stupidity that she thinks she can justify Dave being a lazy, poor excuse for a parent as a valid choice.
So all of us who have to go out to work because that is NORMAL are not prioritising the safety of our families!? If everyone adopted their approach what would become of the country?!
So all of us who have to go out to work because that is NORMAL are not prioritising the safety of our families!? If everyone adopted their approach what would become of the country?!
Unpopular opinion. Maybe?
But chip is the most annoying dog, not cute at all and even as a puppy he seemed annoying.
It’s so sad that Barney is pushed as the second son and they show more affection and care to the dog. Yes soaf he’s a dog not a child!
I’m the biggest animal lover and love my dogs a lot but my baby is MY BABY and the dogs know the ranking in our house and they still have the best life!
P.S PUT A VEST ON BARNEY YOU IDIOTS!!
But chip is the most annoying dog, not cute at all and even as a puppy he seemed annoying.
It’s so sad that Barney is pushed as the second son and they show more affection and care to the dog. Yes soaf he’s a dog not a child!
I’m the biggest animal lover and love my dogs a lot but my baby is MY BABY and the dogs know the ranking in our house and they still have the best life!
P.S PUT A VEST ON BARNEY YOU IDIOTS!!