Sophie Cachia #20 the Durry Queen of Tullamarine

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No white knight, but I’m a textile designer. French Terry is basically tracksuit material that isn’t fuzzy on the inside, it’s what nicer tracksuits are made out of. You’re thinking of Terry toweling which is a knitted looped fabric that looks like bath towels (which are woven, not knitted)
Thanks for the clarification ❤
 
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No white knight, but I’m a textile designer. French Terry is basically tracksuit material that isn’t fuzzy on the inside, it’s what nicer tracksuits are made out of. You’re thinking of Terry toweling which is a knitted looped fabric that looks like bath towels (which are woven, not knitted)
It looks much thinner though. Looks like it’s see-through ! I didn’t think French Terry was that thin, I also thought French Terry was made from mainly cotton ? But hers has no cotton in it ?
 

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:sick: bleeping your employee isn't the flex she thinks it is. What the duck are they thinking?! Smoph is a predator but Caitlin is loving the attention, the smug on her face in the tiktok made me want to smack her.
Scum is about to duck up her angels even more with this bleeping disaster.
 
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Dear PA
Rule number one of the workplace do not tit where you eat.
thanks for listening to my TED talk.
 
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Subject matter aside, those paintings are just bleeping ugly? They’re not aesthetically pleasing in any way.
Long time lurker joined the fray with the breakup!

I bet she will be just like my narcissistic grandmother who gave us a picture of her in lingerie fully framed so we could remember her youthfulness on the daily as we ate breakfast.
I bet she will give them to old BobDog when he is older to hang up in the house as family heirlooms and remind his partner who’s in charge!
 
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Plot twist... Maddie isn't stupid and realised that when Soph moved the PA in as soon as she flew to Italy that there was non-monogamy happening in the mausoleum and decided to express herself in a similar fashion in Italy.
 
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Have we got it confirmed Caitlin is gay/bi?
i feel like she is innocent and we shouldn’t snark on her. If anything she’s trapped by Chompers who is probably abusive/threatening.
 
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Yep I haven’t felt comfortable about that. I’d say she’s just being used for ‘hot’ jealousy factors .. but sheesh gurl. Get some advice about your work/living situation. And look at what has resulted from her using those in the past for attention ? Are they still around? Jaryd Taylah Alanna Maddie .. don’t be that person.
 
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I don’t think PA is doing the dirty with Scummy but Scummy is definitely trying to use her to push her “look how ok and young and cool and hot and fun I am” agenda to get under Maddie’s skin. You know when you get the ick from someone and everything they do repulses you (basically the reason we’re all here 😂) - I bet Maddie has the ick from Scummy and can’t even remember why she was with her in the first place and cringes at their PDA’s. Even now seeing pics of them together I’m like ew that’s not right (more so than before) 😂 Can you imagine PA’s parents reaction when she was like, “Sophie wants me to move in when Maddie leaves” … I’d also LOVE to know what PA’s friends think of Scummy. Surely some of them already knew who Scummy was, and even though she has rabid minions who froth over her, she also has a lot of people who dislike her 👀 Friends of Caitlin, if you’re here pls make yourselves known
 
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Good work setting up the new thread. Thanks for everything you do. I love this new thread title. 👏🏼

With all the ‘anonymous source’ quoting by quality media outlets over the last couple of days, I have to say I’m really blue no one is quoting me as a source. Geez I better stay in bed til 2.

On todays recrap:

Soph took her revenge body to a goon-bag backyard party. Nothing more glam than a diet of ciggies and depression. Very 90’s. We wonder how many selfies she took before she was happy with her Lara Croft, Tomb Renovator costume. We saw the recycling of some ensemble cast members in the Shaw Circus, but not enough to make us jealous. Stifler’s mum vibes.

Her Insta story sulking has been so subtle, we’ve barely noticed it. We’ve been trying to decipher the meaning of the eggplant on her socks. Maybe she learnt how to make parmigiana di melanazane while in Italy 🤷‍♀️ Her cooking, like her attitude… Salty, like the Dead Sea.

The no1 author has no1 to support her. Except the EA/PA/sister-daughter/housemate. At least someone is helping with the morgue-age repayments. Yo, PA! Talk to the union about your pay if you’re fielding 4am calls. With the penalty rates you could afford to buy your own Balenciaga bag. Please also let us know how you’re going, sharing a bathroom and accessing the toilet through the shower.

Sadly, Tickets was unable to attend the Melbourne Cup celebrations this year. We believe she no longer likes to be ridden like that and was eventually scratched from the third race. The vet also believed it was unsafe to run without detectable ankles. #fotoshopphail.

With so much speculation about what actually happened in the demise of such a great love story, we’re all fondly reminded of the dance circle at the engagement party when everyone cut Soph out. Clearly Maddie is surrounded by a lot of love and protection. Hopefully one day she’ll meet someone who won’t complain about the space she’s taking up in the fridge, or the walk in robe.

Excitingly though, Soph is starting to recover and move on too. She’s shilling dog food and fat shaming her hostage puppy. Perfect shredding diet. Her mum told her to hang in there and keep a stiff upper lip, so she got another ml. 💉🥸

With 8 weeks left in the year, can we skip to the jealous part?
🤣🤣🤣🙌🏻 in tears! Especially this: “Tickets was unable to attend the Melbourne Cup celebrations this year. We believe she no longer likes to be ridden like that” 🐎

Just saw this comment on this post 🤣 cack!
Whoever posted this comment, kudos to you legend 🤣🤣🤣

I was just about to say the same thing!!!
I definitely wouldn’t classify myself as a prude but that full frontal piece is HECTIC!!!
I have two daughters and there’s still no way I’d have something like that up in my house. Imagine how embarrassing it must be for bobby to have mates over hahaha
You mean Bobby’s cousins and the mates Chompers calls her family 🤷🏽‍♀️

That trout spout pose is how she sucks down her durries whilst frantically considering who to catfish next.
🤣🤣🤣 you are so right!!!
 
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I don’t think PA is doing the dirty with Scummy but Scummy is definitely trying to use her to push her “look how ok and young and cool and hot and fun I am” agenda to get under Maddie’s skin. You know when you get the ick from someone and everything they do repulses you (basically the reason we’re all here 😂) - I bet Maddie has the ick from Scummy and can’t even remember why she was with her in the first place and cringes at their PDA’s. Even now seeing pics of them together I’m like ew that’s not right (more so than before) 😂 Can you imagine PA’s parents reaction when she was like, “Sophie wants me to move in when Maddie leaves” … I’d also LOVE to know what PA’s friends think of Scummy. Surely some of them already knew who Scummy was, and even though she has rabid minions who froth over her, she also has a lot of people who dislike her 👀 Friends of Caitlin, if you’re here pls make yourselves known
Agree on all this and wanted to add that the worlds biggest sleaze probably worded the PA up and said ‘hey I want to make it look like we’ve hooked up to everyone, you’ll have to be ok with that cos I pay you’
 
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