This is brilliantWelcome to the new thread of our favourite 30 something neglectful wasters. Congrats to @Yorkshiregirl2019 for her winning title. There are no winners in sOAF and dave land however, only mediocrity.
To briefly recap the goings on of the beige bungalow on the last thread :
.... and that’s all folks.
I doubt it!do you think we will get a vlog tonite
Probably got fired for being lateDave now back posting images after workouts
zero explanation of where he’s been, reasons for radio silence
just carry on as if nothing is any different.
guessing not bothering getting a job then.
they have a co-dependent relationship. Soaf is also useless and contributes nothing to society…Why is Slave still not driving??
My two 17-yr old nieces have both just passed their tests & my brother got them a little runaround for them to share.
Slave is bloody LAZY & looks like a big fat gif being chauffeured around in Soaf’s small car. Why is he not embarassed by this? It really explains why he has no mates. They’re all too busy having a life, no doubt supporting their partners in any way they can & are mobile! No-one wants to go on a night out with Slave, having to lift & lay him, pick him up & drop him home, being bored witless by him as he has no life, pay for his food & drinks because he’s too lazy to get a job. I’m sure any past mates are laughing at him. If he was my husband I’d boot him out, I’d have no respect for him whatsoever. He’s in no way attractive, has no balls, eats you out of house & home & hangs around the house all day doing nothing but grunting in the gem & belting out show tunes. He contributes NOTHING to his family, neglects his son & lets Soaf rule the roost.
Why is Slave still not driving??
My two 17-yr old nieces have both just passed their tests & my brother got them a little runaround for them to share.
Slave is bloody LAZY & looks like a big fat gif being chauffeured around in Soaf’s small car. Why is he not embarassed by this? It really explains why he has no mates. They’re all too busy having a life, no doubt supporting their partners in any way they can & are mobile! No-one wants to go on a night out with Slave, having to lift & lay him, pick him up & drop him home, being bored witless by him as he has no life, pay for his food & drinks because he’s too lazy to get a job. I’m sure any past mates are laughing at him. If he was my husband I’d boot him out, I’d have no respect for him whatsoever. He’s in no way attractive, has no balls, eats you out of house & home & hangs around the house all day doing nothing but grunting in the gem & belting out show tunes. He contributes NOTHING to his family, neglects his son & lets Soaf rule the roost.
Tbf the test centres have such a back log! The ability to get a test at one point was a 6th month wait!!!All of this
Dave is a useless lump of a man and if he was my SIL i would have had serious words with him years ago! He is an embarrassment.
Dec 18th 2020 - Finally learning to drive
April 2nd 2021 - Learning to drive update
Nearly a year later and the man still can't drive..........unless he has secretly taken his test and failed a few times, c'mon big man spill the beans, why are you not driving by now?
He's been learning to drive for 15 bloody years...cant be that much of a backlogTbf the test centres have such a back log! The ability to get a test at one point was a 6th month wait!!!
I'll let him off for that but i doubt that he's even been learning, most driving instructor cars are quite small so maybe that's the problemTbf the test centres have such a back log! The ability to get a test at one point was a 6th month wait!!!
I think mediocrity is a bit of a stretch TBFWelcome to the new thread of our favourite 30 something neglectful wasters. Congrats to @Yorkshiregirl2019 for her winning title. There are no winners in sOAF and dave land however, only mediocrity.
To briefly recap the goings on of the beige bungalow on the last thread :
.... and that’s all folks.
Ahaha love it!Welcome to the new thread of our favourite 30 something neglectful wasters. Congrats to @Yorkshiregirl2019 for her winning title. There are no winners in sOAF and dave land however, only mediocrity.
To briefly recap the goings on of the beige bungalow on the last thread :
.... and that’s all folks.
I'm currently learning to drive, might be taking my test in a few weeks if I can get a cancellation. There must be quite a few driving instructors in their area so one is bound to have some space. He would have so much more independence but he's too lazy.Why is Slave still not driving??
My two 17-yr old nieces have both just passed their tests & my brother got them a little runaround for them to share.
Slave is bloody LAZY & looks like a big fat gif being chauffeured around in Soaf’s small car. Why is he not embarassed by this? It really explains why he has no mates. They’re all too busy having a life, no doubt supporting their partners in any way they can & are mobile! No-one wants to go on a night out with Slave, having to lift & lay him, pick him up & drop him home, being bored witless by him as he has no life, pay for his food & drinks because he’s too lazy to get a job. I’m sure any past mates are laughing at him. If he was my husband I’d boot him out, I’d have no respect for him whatsoever. He’s in no way attractive, has no balls, eats you out of house & home & hangs around the house all day doing nothing but grunting in the gem & belting out show tunes. He contributes NOTHING to his family, neglects his son & lets Soaf rule the roost.
I had always thought that maybe it was because he literally could not fit behind the wheel. And that if he scooted the seat back in order to fit his feet wouldn't be able to reach the pedals. But now that he's lost so much weight...... maybe he just likes being dependent on Soph.All of this
Dave is a useless lump of a man and if he was my SIL i would have had serious words with him years ago! He is an embarrassment.
Dec 18th 2020 - Finally learning to drive
April 2nd 2021 - Learning to drive update
Nearly a year later and the man still can't drive..........unless he has secretly taken his test and failed a few times, c'mon big man spill the beans, why are you not driving by now?
Or maybe sOAF refuses to give him moneyI had always thought that maybe it was because he literally could not fit behind the wheel. And that if he scooted the seat back in order to fit his feet wouldn't be able to reach the pedals. But now that he's lost so much weight...... maybe he just likes being dependent on Soph.
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