Sophie and Dave #23 Sophs head is all Florida dreams, she’s killing Dave with icecreams

[Chandler Bing]

Ditto with the October baby, and ditto with still being in my big undies.
At least we can say that we love and interact with our babies more than she does though!

I interact with your babies more than she does with hers and I've never even met any of you

 

[LizzyB]

Reckon this was Soph when she done the whole broccoli for Barney like two days into weaning?

 

[Peachylace]

Reckon this was Soph when she done the whole broccoli for Barney like two days into weaning?

STOP

Soaf - "Dave it said one broccoli, does that look okay?"

Dave - "Yeah one floret you bleeping idiot!"

(Although Dave would never question her, he's terrified of upsetting the monster)

 

[Geetbo]

I really hope Dave doesn’t follows soaf’s lead and post a video of himself seductively removing the sproutfit.

 

[LovelyDay]

I really hope Dave doesn’t follows soaf’s lead and post a video of himself seductively removing the sproutfit.

My eyes!

 

[AliceM20]

My eyes!

That Insta story was not the one, almost threw up in my mouth... I'm all for body confidence, but eww

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

Do we have to though? No honesty for weight loss journeys, upload schedules, lockdown precautions, but total honesty for vag talk

 

[flyingfish93]

Do we have to though? No honesty for weight loss journeys, upload schedules, lockdown precautions, but total honesty for vag talk

that screenshot has made me nearly spit my tea out

 

[TheSocialFlower]

2 AD’s in 1 day, definitely won’t be a vlog this eve!

 

[Geetbo]

Do we have to though? No honesty for weight loss journeys, upload schedules, lockdown precautions, but total honesty for vag talk

Can’t help but think of Mel B from Bo Selecta. “ME MINGE IS KICKING OUT A RIGHT PONG.”

 

[Isssyy258]

2 things I did not need to see/ think about on a Monday.

- Soaf in her undercrackers
- Soaf's extra vaginal discharge

 

[Jillbean3000]

Why does her sanitary pads post read as if she just copied and pasted from the always website?

There is nothing raw or personal, your all for standing in ya pants but when it comes to discharge you shy away from your own experiences

 

[Barbie2020]

Next we will be having an honest discussion about how they conceived

 

[TheSocialFlower]

I don’t even feel like she’s mature enough to have conversations like this to be honest

 

[Jillbean3000]

Just tried to imagine Dave seducing Soaf with a bit of foreplay/Soaf giving Dave a personal lap dance whilst porn plays in the background.

Instead it’s Disney and Soaf lying back and taking one for England.

 

[RoniRoo]

The thought of those two bumping and grinding is making me glad I skipped lunch today

 

[Peachylace]

Jesus they are desperate for cash by the looks of it!

 

[Didyouknow]

Why is she doing an ad about discharge in PREGNANCY!? she had her baby over 8 months ago

 

[Rodney2208]

Actually no words!

 

[Littlemisssimple]

Her insta bio changed again but she’s added a donut emoji? Weirder and weirder...