If it’s not too dusty out there to have the fridge and food in the garage then it’s not too dusty to exerciseI don’t why Dave always has to have excuses for not working out. First he was too tired from Barney (although he seems to help out very little) now it’s too dusty until he paints. If he’s not bothered getting healthy it would be better to stop talking about it rather than continuing the charade and annoying people with his fake excuses.
Sweeping and vacuuming it in itself would be a bit of cardio for himSweep and vacuum the garage then, Dave. Problem solved!
After Max's immaculate conception anything is possible with that pair.When they said family of four I forgot about chip and thought she was already pregnant again then realised that couldn’t really be possible!!
Sadly he's already there. He waddles instead of walking and barely fits in the passenger seat in Sophie's car now it's clearly a very tight squeeze getting him in. But he still eats as if there is no tomorrow. The portion sizes he shows on camera are scary so who knows how much he eats when the camera is off. He won't see Max getting his GCSE results if he keeps going like this.Dave is clearly bone idle, he moves very little and eats a lot more than they ever show or admit, you don't get to that size and maintain it by eating one burger for lunch, I was shocked at how huge he was on a vlog the other day, he was sat on the sofa and his head was almost swallowed up by his gigantic shoulders and arms, even compared to vlogs from two years ago he's stacked on the timber, as long as he makes excuses like too dusty to work out or too busy with the baby when Sophie does most of it he'll just keep getting bigger and bigger until he struggles with mobility and basics like fitting on seats in cafes and restaurants.
I also wonder what Max will think about his mother describing a dog as her first born son. Weird as fuck. But then most things about those two are weird. The fact they can't stand the sight of each other, that they appear to have no source of income apart from Poor Deluded Mary, that they live in a house with no curtains or blinds. Just weird.Myself and wife have two cats one three and one four. They have been with us since kittens. As much as I love them and call them part of the family we don't regard them as our first born children.
It's creepy and weird when she says you'll always be my first born to chip. Especially when she's holding Barney. I genuinely wonder if she would still say that if Barney was a female.
I’m still confused as to why they didn’t or haven’t asked the landlord to put any up? I’ve lived in about 5 rented houses and they’ve all had blinds and curtains (even if they were a rank colour)I also wonder what Max will think about his mother describing a dog as her first born son. Weird as fuck. But then most things about those two are weird. The fact they can't stand the sight of each other, that they appear to have no source of income apart from Poor Deluded Mary, that they live in a house with no curtains or blinds. Just weird.
Exactly! But then the way that house just miraculously appeared and they moved in in the space of about 3 hours was weird too. Remember at the time we couldn't work out what was going on and that never really got resolved.I’m still confused as to why they didn’t or haven’t asked the landlord to put any up? I’ve lived in about 5 rented houses and they’ve all had blinds and curtains (even if they were a rank colour)
I saw that too! She was literally napping in every vlog! And yes if she wasn’t asleep she was in bedI have just watched the live...Sophie said she didn’t nap when she was pregnant?! Sorry what did she do for the whole 9months she was pregnant!! I’m pretty sure she spent the 9months in bed! Short term memory loss??
this!I’m still confused as to why they didn’t or haven’t asked the landlord to put any up? I’ve lived in about 5 rented houses and they’ve all had blinds and curtains (even if they were a rank colour)
Oh this outfit on himIt’s Thursday, so time for another Disney throwback from Dave. Tagging WDW of course to optimise begginess!
I couldn’t fit it in the screen grab, but he’s done a second paragraph saying ‘Shout out to my love for blue back in the day haha! Also, how STUNNING is my wife?! I’ll never get over it! Haha!’
Reads very unhinged...
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