titfortat928
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Right, I don’t know about anyone else but I feel more depressed after watching his pitiful rambling.
Jusy a quick recap for anyone who missed it.
•Paul squirted water in his eyes before going live and pretended like he was about to cry
•Paul was telling us all about his attempt to unalive himself last year and even a helicopter was out looking for him. (Couldn’t have taken that long, bet he lit up like a fluorescent fucking jacket with those search lights)
•Paul also repeated the same few sentences about 7/8 times. These include but not limited to ‘I will like it, I will, I’ll like it’ and ‘you don’t know what someone is going through, you don’t, you don’t, you don’t’ ect ect
•Paul also told us about how he was molestered as a child. Two things about this sentence, 1) as IF you need to add more fuel to the fire and 2) explain why you are a FUCKING PEADthen, you daft twat.
• IF you were lucky to make it onto Pauls tik tok or Instagram, and you were LUCKY enough to get a voice note from him, it would’ve sounded like this ‘ you are amazing. You own it, keep smiling’ if you didn’t wanna top yourself before, you most certainly do now.
• He has around 1,000 Instagram requests but he’s more social media savvy and won’t accept it UNLESS you message him and convince him who you are. Like playing a n0ncey game of guess who but ok.
• If you do have him on Instagram or tik tok… he WILL like your photo. Apparently he’ll even like your bio… Impossible to do but ok, you savvy little fuckwit.
•Apparently, these people do message him and speak to him about their troubles, of all people, they choose to message Paul. A teenage girl would really look at Paul’s god awful dancing videos and think ‘fuck me, this could make all my issues disappear, he might be a prehistoric dinosaur, but I will message him and tell him all about my troubles’
And last but not least,
•He doesn’t trust men BUT if you work really, really, really, really, really hard at it lads, you are in with a chance of being finger blasted and all.
Jusy a quick recap for anyone who missed it.
•Paul squirted water in his eyes before going live and pretended like he was about to cry
•Paul was telling us all about his attempt to unalive himself last year and even a helicopter was out looking for him. (Couldn’t have taken that long, bet he lit up like a fluorescent fucking jacket with those search lights)
•Paul also repeated the same few sentences about 7/8 times. These include but not limited to ‘I will like it, I will, I’ll like it’ and ‘you don’t know what someone is going through, you don’t, you don’t, you don’t’ ect ect
•Paul also told us about how he was molestered as a child. Two things about this sentence, 1) as IF you need to add more fuel to the fire and 2) explain why you are a FUCKING PEADthen, you daft twat.
• IF you were lucky to make it onto Pauls tik tok or Instagram, and you were LUCKY enough to get a voice note from him, it would’ve sounded like this ‘ you are amazing. You own it, keep smiling’ if you didn’t wanna top yourself before, you most certainly do now.
• He has around 1,000 Instagram requests but he’s more social media savvy and won’t accept it UNLESS you message him and convince him who you are. Like playing a n0ncey game of guess who but ok.
• If you do have him on Instagram or tik tok… he WILL like your photo. Apparently he’ll even like your bio… Impossible to do but ok, you savvy little fuckwit.
•Apparently, these people do message him and speak to him about their troubles, of all people, they choose to message Paul. A teenage girl would really look at Paul’s god awful dancing videos and think ‘fuck me, this could make all my issues disappear, he might be a prehistoric dinosaur, but I will message him and tell him all about my troubles’
And last but not least,
•He doesn’t trust men BUT if you work really, really, really, really, really hard at it lads, you are in with a chance of being finger blasted and all.
