Snapshoteye #16 Paul. Podcast. Paul. Flakes. Flakes. Podcast. 41. Paul. 41. Podcast. West Ham. Ham. Ham. Paul.

[Paulsangels]

Omg has anyone else noticed the new bio? LOOL (sorry if it’s been said)

 

[gurlbye]

I spotted him in Asda with a face mask on, saw Sophie too

 

[Anon22]

Ok. So he added my 17 year old daughter on Instagram. (Don't worry she is fully aware of his antics)

Things are about to get interesting.......

 

[alwayswatching3789]

Paul’s next insta post

 

[Deeznutslol]

Well what a night I’ve had to catch up

On another note, I was telling people at work today about Pedalo Paul and conversation turned to how flat the back of his head is On an older thread, someone posted a pic of it?!? Is the OG poster still here and can you post it again if you still have it?
I’ve been giggling all day reliving the image

Omg I think about this image daily, it haunts me too. @hskzhs15 thanks for this gem

 

[unsociable]

Snapshoteye #17 Paul lacks grace and decorum, welcome to the “fwends forum”

iykyk

 

[poundpuppie]

Tina has almost certainly featured in Take a Breaks £500 paid story of the week with the following title.

‘My Turkish love rat left me heartbroken and broke’

 

[Smurfgirl]

@ownitbabs I salute you. Fucking brilliant

 

[alwayswatching3789]

You mean this one?

 

[nurseren]

Sorry, these threads move so fast that thread titles go missing!

Welcome everyone to the best thread of Tattle! Pick your brand of ham and take a seat.

Quick Recap;

Turbo Tina was getting in overtime this weekend; she figured out that the 13 people in Paul’s lives were all from Tattle and Paul was blocking everyone. TurboTina is currently cracking the case of the Zodiac Killer as we speak.

Paul is expecting everyone to stay on his lives FOR THE ENTIRELY. Baby crying? Let them cry. Need to cook tea? Starve. He needs your attention for the next 5 hours or you’re blocked.

Paul is so self absorbed that he’s going to start a podcast. iTunes shares have decreased and Spotify are going to close.

We have learned from Paul’s lives that he’s only been on two dates. The rest of the time he’s bringing his two hoodies and ring light round to yours, and moving in.

Paul revealed that despite being a spritely 67 year old sorry 41, has no idea about modern pop culture or where people eat on dates.

Because Sophie has taken Sharene hostage, our special guest star for the last thread was James Morell, a guy who makes coffees and revealed he had tea on Paul. James decided to show off his excellent reading skills and read posts from tattle on his live, ready for his Mum to sign off his reading diary for school tomorrow. Top of the class, James (We love you really, well some tattlers want to shag you silly but we digress)

Paul is currently on IG live with a very young looking woman, bets are still out whether she is one of us. We can only hope.

Paul has hair like an iced gem. Can whoever said this tell me as I love it (edit, thanks @anonforever!)

big hugz to @alwayswatching3789 for the excellent post that I’ve stolen as a title.

 

[Dwightschrute]

Paul Breach Snapshoteye 49
Hi!

 

[ownitbabs]

Been blocked on my personal cause I called him out, not scared of you Paul you make my skin crawl. Hope you get what you deserve and more, until then people will just keep calling you out for what you are, a dirty old man that preys on little girls

 

[unsociable]

his top viewers … hahaha

 

[anonforever]

 

[mrsnoseybatch]

He mentioned us little hamlets trying to be clever saying we shouldn't be arguing with each other. Like he was being super sneaky and funny. Made me cringe so much for him. Shush Paul or ill come round there and shag ya dad.

 

[nurseren]

Tina why don’t you put your energy into finding fucking Maddic McCann as you’re a bloody mastermind

 

[sammie877]

So Leanne didn’t know anything about this thread. Or Paul. Be kind to her! She’s steering clear of him

 

[Gemgem88]

A subscriber ain't happy lol

I’m crying at Jem calling him out and turbo twat is just there like “pesto pasta for tea”

 

[nurseren]

(I’m so flattered by the comments guys; my ADHD really affected my memory last year and doing these really help my confidence as I can recall things!)

pulling up a chair 🪑 i know i’m not that active on here but just want to say i love all of you babz, i’ve had a really rough time of recent and this thread has given me joy in really dark moments. also as a survivor of awful men seeing people calling out manipulative behaviour is validating and affirming

Same here; I absolutely love Tattle and this thread is comedy gold.

 

[wineanddine]

Tina has to pay £4.99 for friends pass it on.