Snapshoteye #13 It’s not just a rumour, Paul’s a dirty groomer

[Blunderwoman]

New album out now.


Paul - 41 ish.

 

[Stinky_Bo_Dinky]

New Album out Spring 2022...

 

[Debbiedownerrrr]

Sharane, if you read this we won’t tell anyone you’ve been on here… but next live wear something pink like ham so we know you’ve read here

 

[bighugzz]

Also, regarding his job/work situation…..maybe Paul Snapshoteye 69 has actually in fact reached the age of retirement and is now eligible to receive his pension

 

[Summernights]

Me and hubby had a big chat this morning over breakfast, he said that he’s really worried with how much of my time and focus this thread is taking up. He said it’s not normal to be this obsessed over someone on the internet that I don’t even know. He said none of you are my friends. Just let me finish packing his bags and I’ll catch up on the thread

 

[shandashandashanda]

Paul’s dad right now trying to get to sleep while he’s calling everyone babz and coughing his guts up on the other side of the wall

 

[ownitbabs]

Turbo tina wants the peen, but Paul’s not interested cause she’s not 16

 

[Littlegoldfish123]

Turbo Tina heart broken he won’t go live with her.

 

[mmmmomo]

yes omg someone who has the skills needs to do an snapshot version of Adele’s albums titled 41

did someone say photoshop

 

[NannyNelly]

He'll have to isolate in one room? He's spent almost the last 2 weeks in a fucking bathroom so what difference will testing positive make? Wonder if it was those sheep he caught it off, cos he ain't been near humans

 

[nurseren]

I see it as my civic duty to always create the new Paul thread. Thanks to @Dwightschrute for suggesting this, because despite all Paul’s tries to make people happy and smile… he will only do this if you’re under 21.

quick recap -

we had some celebrities join the thread, and then promptly leave
Tattle sent SWAT teams to peoples doors
Paul is now posting inspirational quotes on IG

 

[bighugzz]

Tbh until I see a birth certificate or passport confirming he is 41, I will be referring to him as Paul Snapshoteye 45

 

[nurseren]

Will I ever know peace again

 

[itsjustthefacts]

Sophies gone now…. Boxgirl thinks he’s calling her

I may or may not have sent her a screen recording of him calling her disgusting and vindictive and that may or may not have been the reason she went off live to call him lol

 

[Squidward's Missus]

The word is spreading....

 

[Summernights]

Heeee mornin’ babz. What have I missed

- Paul is actually 106
- He’s deleted all his socials again
- Sharane is our lord and saviour
- #hamjargate

 

[Summernights]

i swear if I told him I was laughing at a tattle thread, he will moan at me like the boring knob he is

Own it babz

 

[honeyou]

you know you’ve struck gold with your group of fellow tattlers when there’s literally radio silence from pauly pops with zero drama for ONE DAY and you still have 10 pages to catch up on

big ham hugz evewyone xoxox

just noticed i’m now a well known member, might have a little hot choccy woccy to celebrate, don’t have a velvetiser so might just stir it with me finger dead fast x

 

[BigHugzBabz]

Are you currently on heroin liz

 

[unsociable]

Uh-ih

you’re telling me he’s had symptoms for ages (which we know from his lives) and he’s been going about his days as normal. expected nothing more from you paul, I could have told you you had covid about a week ago pal