Slopalong: Cooking with Jack Monroe

That Forensic Man · Nov 3, 2022

usefullyuseless said:
'soft and viscous'

ramming it WHERE?

Walkdengirl · Nov 3, 2022

Geetbo said:
I have actually had a courgette chocolate cake before and it was absolutely delicious. I doubt this one will be.

Rats, I read going to make that, I'll have a look for something else

Hollaaa · Nov 3, 2022

I've been shopping for the pineapple chicken and forgot to buy the pineapple rings . I am aiming to marinate the chicken on Saturday evening so it's ready for cooking on Sunday, so I still have time to go back. I need to get cheap printer paper as well, which might end up being the more edible option of the two.

HaveTinCanRattle · Nov 3, 2022

Mr Krabs said:
That’s Mumsnet-style portion sizes.

Should last for a week if you have big, strapping lads with hollow legs. But I couldn't possible manage it.

IcanSpellBéchamel · Nov 3, 2022

I will make Brie and Bacon Risotto (since Brie is on my shopping list for tomorrow anyway) from a Girl Called Jack. I have the recipe from her website but please can you post the
book recipe @Notmycat in case the two are different? Thankspaceyou in advance for all you do.

OwlChampagne · Nov 3, 2022

Country Bumpkin said:
How the hell does she get away with recipes that don't list the ingredients properly and are not proper portions??

She giving these recipes away FOR FREE! Povs should be grateful for anything they get. So what if none of it makes sense, they probably can't read anyway.

hoopdedoo · Nov 3, 2022

OwlChampagne said:
She giving these recipes away FOR FREE! Povs should be grateful for anything they get. So what if none of it makes sense, they probably can't read anyway.

Or do the maths. The measurements *do* add up, they're just too dense to figure them out!

Notmycat · Nov 3, 2022

@Bwidge anchovy butter pasta

Helena Handbasket · Nov 3, 2022

SamFoxStuckinaCloak said:
View attachment 1701403 I’ll attempt the delicious sounding courgette and Greek cheese pasta (does this mean feta, or halloumi?) stay tuned to find out.

Neither probably-just a grubby fistful of cheddar probably given that all cheeses are surely interchangeable?

Notmycat · Nov 3, 2022

@IcanSpellBéchamel Brie and bacon risotto

Emmapism · Nov 3, 2022

I would like anyone who claims Jack Monroe 'does a lot of good' to make and eat one of her slops.

Or better still, read here and save yourself the cash and the time.

Her recipes are an act of violence.

HotesTilaire · Nov 3, 2022

Helena Handbasket said:
Neither probably-just a grubby fistful of cheddar probably given that all cheeses are surely interchangeable?

Surely it’s smartprice orange cheese slices 59p for 10

Bwidge · Nov 3, 2022

Notmycat said:
@Bwidge anchovy butter pasta

Ok, I'll do it, but only if the top mark on the scale of 1-5 is Hnnnngh or whatever that weird noise she does is.

Walkdengirl · Nov 3, 2022

Notmycat said:
Good food for bad days

MUGS
Liquid gold
Honey nut milk
Tea shandy
Sleepy hot chocolate
Golden milk
Hot nurse
Eggy cup

HANDY POTS
Tuna and chilli rillette
Peanut butter hummus
Tuna crunch sandwich spread
Apple peanut butter
Chicken butter
Cheese and marmite spread
Blue cheese, peanut butter and celery leaf pesto

FINGER FOOD
Cheese and oregano rusks
Orange and blueberry oat bars
Fennel and pepper oaties
Chocolate cherry oaty bites
Peanut butter, honey and Marmite popcorn

BREAKFAST & BRUNCH
Breakfast bowl
Carrot cake baked oats
Peanut, honey and apple overnight oats
Raspberry Bakewell baked oats
Fluffernut French toast
Microwave lemon curd and blueberry porridge
Banana sultana bread
Jalapeno cheese scones
Cinnamon seed granola
Bounty brek
Big baked banana pancake
Slow cooker bread

FIFTEEN MINUTES OR LESS
Cacio e Pepe
Lingreenie
Anchovy butter pasta
Triple tomato soup
One pan cheese steak pasta
Quick and spicy salmon noodles
Green minestrone
5 a DAY couscous
Vegetable chowder
Crabby Nora
Blue cheese and pickled herring panzenella
Hot nicoise

ONE PAN
Mashed potatoes
Lighter mashed potatoes
Meatball and white bean stew
Butter bean, brown lentil and red wine casserole
Peri-Peri black bean soup
Mushrooms and anchovies
Recalibration supper
Five a day soup, three ways
Puttanesca funebra
Beer mac and cheese
Borlottouille
Sausage, swede and cider sling it in

TAKE YOUR TIME
Better soda bread
Courgette farrotto
Pub chicken vindaloo
Beer pizza
Brown rice avgolemono with greens
Chicken porridge
Cheese and thyme savoury rice pudding

IN THE OVEN
Fish crumble
Stewed steak lasagna
Sticky beer and lime chicken with vegetable rice
Sausage squash and apple traybake
Cauliflower cheese and white bean bake

THE SWEET STUFF
Lemon curd no churn ice cream
Sleazecake
Ice cream cake
Jaffa Cake mug pudding
Sticky grapefruit honey squares
Hot apple pies
Brown rice pudding
The ambassadors brownies
Silent courgette cake
Black forest traybake

What on earth is silent courgette cake?

Observ@h · Nov 3, 2022

Falkor said:
I think she means mane of hair rather than mania of hair as well.

That, strangely, is my aneurysm. YOU

FUCKING WORD ABUSING TWAT

Nottonightbabe · Nov 3, 2022

Tin Can Crook said:
What the fuck is wrong with you all?

Some of us have been here for a long time, our brains are slop-addled .

EllaEm87 · Nov 3, 2022

Can I have the recipe for mince and onion with notions from TCC pleaaaase dear hearts?

@That Forensic Man

Ellabella · Nov 3, 2022

@That Forensic Man put me down for southern fried chicken livers. I'll do them next weekend.

hoopdedoo · Nov 3, 2022

Ellabella said:
@That Forensic Man put me down for southern fried chicken livers. I'll do them next weekend.

Not sure if this is frying southern-style or frying livers from southern chickens, but either way I predict a

Witchfinder Sargeant · Nov 3, 2022

Notmycat said:
@Bwidge anchovy butter pasta

No, pasta will not keep in the fridge for two days and still be edible, you maniac.

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