Looks absolutely vile. The best looking part of the whole thing was undoubtedly your homemade lemon curd - which I will be giving a go (I've got a lemon tree*! Fancy! Always meaning to try lemon recipes).yup, this is the recipe which specifies 60g of oats for 2 servings. i genuinely did think it would turn out dry and crusty, instead of how it did - bland slop and a massive waste of raspberries (i don't do most fruit and veg but I love raspberries)
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also here's me packing up the leftovers for our brekky tomorrow. and it looks so much worse somehow!
it tastes of nothing!!
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Now that's a proper Jackslop!prefacing this with i had to make my own lemon curd due to lidl not carrying it (bbc good food recipe, pretty much "melt butter, lemon and sugar together, then beat in an egg")
and i haven't weighed anything, I'm using the vague rule of thumb that a tbsp is around 25g/1oz
I've halved the amounts of everything, tbh, cos i don't want to waste too much
here we go
ingredients assembled, including the homemade lemon curd that does not perform well (but that's on me)
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oats, actually i forgot to halve this, this is 4 tbsp of oats, still kinda meagre, no? the recipe calls for 60g of oats for 2. yikes
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YOGHURT
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assembled and ive never been more embarrassed in my whole life by the abject failure of my lemon curd (this is not jack's fault)
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but this is still after 50 mins at 160
gonna try some now
fuck me
i really thought it'd be a solid one, but it is in fact a WET* one!
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(*shout out to ma girl john whaite's barmaid pal that time on strictly who screamed "I'M WET!!!" in response to one of his dances in the final)
as with everything that gets a big buildup it's just so blah
bland af, it needs sugar badly. well, it mostly tastes of raspberries and a bit of lemon
I'm just glad that it didn't end up as a hard one, i couldn't have coped with that
in conclusion, put whatever you fucking like in porridge, don't try to make this
oh it's a dire 1 absolutely xNow that's a proper Jackslop!
What is your rating dear heart?
0 - Dog shit
1- Dire
2 - Terrible
3 - Middle class
4 - Inhale greedily
5 - Ovary groaner
S - Stolen
@kachoochoo did you and your buttered tenderstem have this for breakfast today?
Ive just gone thru the ebook forensically, do you want me to stop breathing???@Notmycat Im going to attempt the ‘Placenta Pudding’ (Berry Bread Pudding). I’ve got your screenshot of the recipe. It says you can add sugar - see tip. The tip talks about custard. Is there another page with a tip of how much sugar to add? Otherwise I’m going to make it as stated no sugar. Am scared. But I do live near one of the filming locations of Call the Midwife so maybe it won’t be all bad.
@Notmycat Im going to attempt the ‘Placenta Pudding’ (Berry Bread Pudding). I’ve got your screenshot of the recipe. It says you can add sugar - see tip. The tip talks about custard. Is there another page with a tip of how much sugar to add? Otherwise I’m going to make it as stated no sugar. Am scared. But I do live near one of the filming locations of Call the Midwife so maybe it won’t be all bad.
Thank god it's not just me - I always thought baked oats had eggs in but hadn't googled to check!I don’t think I’ve ever cooked anything at gas mark 3!
40 mins on a low-medium heat
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A cursory look at Google shows baked oats recipes usually contain an egg…has someone tried to sub lemon curd for an egg?
Thank god it's not just me - I always thought baked oats had eggs in but hadn't googled to check!
Looked bloody rank @kachoochoo but I'm sure your lemon curd was the best bit. If it's any consolation I'm still not over the mandarin Roman Pasta.
I think the thing my cat puked up last week looked more appetising and that regurgitation had a mouse tail visible.OH has just come home early. He knows nothing of this site and nothing of Jack, he doesn’t really do social media.
He’s looked in the oven and asked why I’ve got a placenta cooking in there
Berry Bread Pudding (aka Placenta Pudding)
I made this for a dinner party for 12 strangers, having travelled all day with the main course held in my bare hands as I’ve no money for a rucksack. When I arrived at the party I realised I had left the pudding at home in my kitchen 300 miles away. I had taken several trains, a pedalo and a zip wire to get here so couldn’t go back and retrieve the pudding. Whilst pondering all this I happened to step in a puddle and lo and behold a bag of frozen berries and a loaf of bread were bobbing gently in the puddle. Hallelujah the day had been saved.
Or
I had bread and frozen berries in the freezer
Ingredients
400g frozen mixed berries
8 slices cheap white bread
Spread for greasing
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instructions
Cook the berries in a saucepan over a medium heat for 15 minutes don’t let it boil. Cut the bread on to quarters then each quarter in to quarters. It’s a lot of bread. So so much bread.
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then add the bread pieces to the saucepan. So much bread!
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put in a greased 20cm tin she says to pour out excess juice there wasn’t any bake for 40 minutes View attachment 1876715
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The pudding tastes absolutely disgusting. I stuck to the original recipe and didn’t add any sugar. Im
Not sure sugar would save it. The texture is both gloopy and solid at the same timeThe flavour is just weird. Kind of bready and stodgy with a weird aftertaste. Not exactly bitter like I was expecting. Just weird. I can’t quite explain it. OH won’t go anywhere near it. Unicorn offspring who will normally eat pretty much anything poked it and won’t even try a tiny bit.
LJC why did I look?! Well done for being brave enough to make itNot sure if the video will work. A lovely sound effect of the placenta. Only for the brave. You have been warned!
This is what it should look like, my attempt is not far off that.Wtf. Berries and bread, baked?
Is there a picture of what she thinks it should look like?
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