Probably went in the shop and bragged about being miss slinky 2001 or whenever it was .. " don't you know who I am?" The slinky Queen of self importance..I see she was gifted a twin pram
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Slinky like a slug these days
I’m so glad she took the Miss Slinky off her bio.
1) It wasn’t the Nobel Peace Prize losing weight and all was commendable, but it wasn’t done in a healthy way, so move on
2) All the weight was back on, so it was a bit embarrassing to be clinging to be clinging on to someone she is not
I hope she starts using recent photos in her birthday tributes to people etc, instead of only using ones when she was skinny. In reality that period was on a very small percentage of her life
1) It wasn’t the Nobel Peace Prize
losing weight and all was commendable, but it wasn’t done in a healthy way, so move on2) All the weight was back on, so it was a bit embarrassing to be clinging to be clinging on to someone she is not
I hope she starts using recent photos in her birthday tributes to people etc, instead of only using ones when she was skinny. In reality that period was on a very small percentage of her life
It’s non-stop and non-identical Jen. Did you get your degree at the same place as fopps?
She is always using poor grammar and says she’s a stippler for it. Now I can ignore bad spelling and grammar because I always think they could be dyslexic or struggle some way BUT when you claim to know it all and be the very best you best be bloody perfect! Her use of although is always wrong and bugs the bleeping tit out of me. “I’d be lying if I said I had a great day although” its though. FUCKIN THOUGH!
Exactly - giving it all the billy big balls about a law degree; surely being a lawyer requires a high level of accuracy? You’d think and hope at least.
She probably once read a Readers Digest booklet on law and now thinks she's a full blown 'lawyer' ... absolute cock that she is.
Lawyer 
in her dreams maybe!
in her dreams maybe!Exactly! My friend has a law degree... and she's not a lawyer!
My friend is a lawyer and it took over so much of her life the training and now the job there is no way she would have had time for the miss slinky bullshit.
I’m embarrassed for her everytime she tells us she didn’t show us their 3D scans so we couldn’t see their faces. Has she heard herself? Don’t think I could pick my own child out from a line up of 3D scans. Absolute tit.
They all look like potatoes in those scans don’t they. Mine did. Who the duck does she think she is!
100% spot on. As if somebody would see her kids walking down the street when they are 18 and go "OMG THATS JENS KIDS I RECOGNISE THAT FACE FROM THE ALIEN SHAPED BLURRY 4D SCAN" who does she think she is - the queen?duck me you were right!
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I don’t have kids but when people have 4D i literally think what a waste of money to see a 4D potato. And when people go OMG he looks like me on that scan? Really?
And the poor kids are going to be vegan too!
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100% my brother and his wife had one off Groupon with their first and like you can tell it’s a baby but you could honestly show me the pic next to the fresh newborn baby and I still wouldn’t be able to definitely say oh yeah that’s themI don’t have kids but when people have 4D i literally think what a waste of money to see a 4D potato. And when people go OMG he looks like me on that scan? Really?
Ah man she thinks she’s a celeb.
Really annoys me the way she insists on saying ‘crisp’ instead of crisps 
Crying laughing!!
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