Slimming World #3

[Snarkypants]

Did JSG ever return?

Only to the buffet.

 

[Damocles]

I think we've finally found someone so in love with themselves more so than big beggy ben ever was...

who writes shit like this...

I mean I'm cringing for him at this point.

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Remember when goochie chopped hi fi bars up and wrapped the pieces in Quality Street wrappers for the Christmas chocolate tin? Fuck my life.

 

[Damocles]

now christmas has fucked off we have the joy of looking at this peloton of cunts ramming all kinds of shit inside half a fucking easter egg on the horizon dont we...

I'll never understand why slimming world continue to ignore my 11st + loss but continuously harp on about snares and the other cunts, am I jealous? No... bitter too fucking right.. I've had offers of freebies from certain places and I've always said no thankyou, I'd rather pay for things (and I have done), thats not why I lost what I have, I dont consider myself famous, I'm just not fat anymore... It pisses me fucking off that they celebrate the same faces, I mean how many fucking times has aaron snares achieved his 16st award piled it back on, lost it, got the award again, gained it lost it..
you get the fucking idea.

 

[_blahblahblah_]

Just see this on fesshole on Twitter

 

[MamaD]

The SW insta huns give SW a bad name. On paper it’s a pretty good diet and well balanced. It just uses shit terminology and like most slimming clubs has consultants that were once members and have no formal nutrition/weight management qualifications. The insta huns tweak the plan to make mad food concoctions. If you want a cake, eat a slice of a real one. If you want gravy, have some bisto and count it.

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

The foodie slimmer at it again, 3 sausages which look like they’ve been cooked with a Yankee candle and 3 pieces of bacon on a brekkie

 

[JustWonderingIf]

“I’m gonna tell Margaret Miles-Bramwell on you!”

She's sat on her yacht giving no fucks as long as the fivers keep rolling in
I mean you can tell by looking at her she's not swapping her pimms and godiva chocs for balsamic vinegar and hi-fis

 

[WhatABore]

Being a consultant has nothing to do with weightloss and more to do with sales and getting people through the door. I was a slimming consultant and you basically just need to be a smiley sales person. People buy from people they like, even better if they have lost weight. With regards to disordered eating, I’m not sure if slimming clubs cause this or because the person has issues that they thought losing weight would cure. Food issues and disorders are more about control, trauma, emotional issues and using food as a way to control these issues. Not everyone who follows a diet ends up with food issues, no matter what anti diet culture will have us believe.

For me, it wasn't the plan that 'caused' food issues.
I already had plenty of food issues but for me, it was the actual meetings and the way they are done.
Starving myself all day because I needed to make sure I didn't gain because then I'd basically be shamed infront of everyone in group after for gaining with things like, "Oh, you gained 1lb. What did you do wrong this week?"
"Let's go around the room and get you some advice for ways to help you lose next week"

 

[JustWonderingIf]

Didn't they meet at SW? I wonder if their eyes met across the hifi bars

Offered to try his syn free sausage if he would dine on her syn free ham sandwich

 

[Damocles]

Yet more absolute BOLLOCKS from snares...

who talks about themselves in the 3rd person?
He's drawn so many lines in the sand, you'd see them from outer fucking space.

I cannot fathom why they continually promote this moron, yet, here I am, in group this week, I got my 12st award, I was greatest loser 2022 in my group and got to my final target making me now a target member, all on the same day and got totally blanked by slimming world.

yet they'll continue to promote this idiot who only a few short weeks ago was raring to go on his latest restart...

its like i said to someone...like i said... he'll post soon saying hes drawn the line and people will tell him hes amazing, wanking his ego, then he will be on plan till the latest ego meet up disguised as a charity climb then he will make memories at the after party, draw another line,then sw ball, another line, christmas, another line... rinse and repeat and before you know it its 2023 and sw still ignore someone that got to target, 12st award, greatest loser all on the same fucking day

 

[crime_junkie]

How true. So glad I can see SW for what it is now!

 

[JustWonderingIf]

Slimming world glory days were 2014 - 2019. I think it was killed by both lockdown and also its own popularity on insta as people can see how many cover stars, mr sleeks and miss slinkys have regained the chub

Its now gone back to what it was previously for the most part, a bunch of middle aged Sues, Sharons and Mels going to church hall once a week for yeara on end to moan how they can't shift the weight because Dave indoors keeps wanting a Chinese at the weekend.
It won't disappear as this business model kept it alive for decades, it has just lost its social media appeal with younger people again.

 

[JustWonderingIf]

Some people really do think speed is a magic ingredient that makes the calories go away don't they.....

 

[Happyvalley]

My consultant would tell us when eating out order a steak and salad with a jacket potato but don’t have the butter, take a laughing cow cheese triangle in your handbag and use that! I sat there and thought wtf, why am I here, this isn’t normal you’re a laughing cow at that point with that sort of manic behaviour.

 

[DrStriker]

Hey huns can I have paracetamol as my healthy B option?

 

[JustWonderingIf]

I think we're witnessing the forming of the 3rd generation of SW insta clique forming.

when one generation gains it all back, another will form

1st generation: the wrights, towers, jsg, princess planning etc

2nd generation: beggy ben, dan sully, snaresy, sophie jude, slimwithtomf etc

3rd generation: SW ross, joe joe joey, fat_to_slim_sim, richard barnsley sw etc

 

[JustWonderingIf]

I saw a load of cringe, salty 'well done' posts on the Mr Sleek one sw posted from the has-beens they need to get over themselves they're behaving like teenage prom Queens, fighting over a £1.00 plastic tiara

Remember when JSG still kept hastagging missslinky, had miss slinky '17 in her bio and her magazine cover as her profile pic when it was 4 years after and she was 8 stone heavier

 

[Damocles]

SW and safeguarding? dont make me laugh... a sw consultant (within the last week) stole a picture of mine from instagram that featured my weightloss and had 2 of my kids in it and was posting it all over social media, but had NOT asked my permission to use the photograph..nor would it had been given either, I mean if I upload a pic of my kids, thats my decision. I contacted SW about it and was given some half arsed apology "ooh it wont happen again, we'll see the post gets removed"..simply not good enough is it... I am awaiting contact from their head of corporate responsibility.

 

[Crazy_Cat]

Whys he smiling like hes holding in a fart??