I’m just shocked him and shivers didn’t ride off into the sunset together and he didn’t leave his then gorgeous wife for her, our shivers is just so irresistible to men of Dublin sure.Just shows what an absolute Professional Rory McIlroy is.
One would have expected him to drop his pants on the spot and just start tugging away at himself unable to hold himself together at the sight of the stomping red honey monster.
That’s the next story. You know how she’s been alluding to a man in her life recently? Wanting to get married etc. it’s our Rory, wait to you see!I’m just shocked him and shivers didn’t ride off into the sunset together and he didn’t leave his then gorgeous wife for her, our shivers is just so irresistible to men of Dublin sure.
Weirdly, in the photo of the wider crowd, nobody's wanking there *either*.Just shows what an absolute Professional Rory McIlroy is.
One would have expected him to drop his pants on the spot and just start tugging away at himself unable to hold himself together at the sight of the stomping red honey monster.
I heard Rory's caddy was kicked of the course for beeping the golf buggy horn at her.Weirdly, in the photo of the wider crowd, nobody's wanking there *either*.
Do you think maybe Rory had a word with them in advance?
That’s not a golf ball in his pocket, that’s his reaction to seeing the ever alluring Shiv.
Leering, one might sayAh guys, you’re misjudging Rory’s look. That’s a look of yearning desire, forbidden.
Do you remember when she used to flex about how she didn't even look at the price of flights, she just booked whatever she wanted to wherever she wanted.She must be skint! I feel like she's just getting by, the new business hasn't really manifested because of her laziness and in a panic she got the podcast equipment out..
Big splurges are definitely gone.
Beep beep although she hasn't used the lost bank card in a while either.Very slow day today wonder what fake drama she is conjuring up
Yes thought the same.. what on earth does she expect for peak season??????? Also she doesn’t pay for accommodation when she goes over so what if is 300-400 for a flight when that’s all you have to payGiving out that the flights to Portugal are so expensive and she can’t go see her niece….now if only she hadn’t spent thousands of euro over the years flying first class to ‘Bally’ she’d have plenty of money now to go see her niece.
Perhaps she’s looking for a collab with Aer lingus
Maybe he didn't interact with her because he heard she'd phone his employer if he did?Her morning thoughts hurt my brain
runners don’t interact with walkers ? Not sure what planet your on babe but it might be just you
Sourdough man ? She hates waking up with no sourdough ? Ok just go shops when you’re running low. Common sense.
I think this is where it goes wrong for her. Her astounding lack of common sense makes everything a challengeCommon sense.
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