LetsCallEmOut
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Early thread title suggestion:
“60th thread, it’s gone south with Ned, we’re looking at the back of Codswallop’s head”.
“60th thread, it’s gone south with Ned, we’re looking at the back of Codswallop’s head”.
She's about 15 litres of Botox, cheek filler and lip filler in her face and plastic tits.Is she meant to use teeth whitening stuff when breastfeeding?
Real time recap of their romantic relationshipEvery time Ned posts his speeded up press up video, all I see in my head is that faithful night #ruinedforlife
Would rather read about how she is working the system than read about her leaky titsMove over Mumsnet, now its time for Taxnet
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Grubby mitts and dry lips for the next tread titleAnd we all know you spend half your life at coffee shops.
such an idiot, just put the kettle on at home, no one else cares what silly paper cup you’ve got your grubby mitts and your dry lips round today![]()
He’s probably just looking for ways to spend time with the baby that don’t involve hanging around Shiv’s messy and claustrophobic flat.I feel like if they were a couple, it would be normal enough to go to the zoo as a family, or maybe when carrot is older, but it seems like a date type scenario but they’re not together, with an oblivious baby.. a bit odd imo