Classgamer
Chatty Member
Not going wash your hair till you get to the Quarantine Hotel after going to a sweaty gym class, vile human being
Fuck! They get better every time! You are so talented!Fresh Bitch of Con-Air
Now this is a story all about how,
Shivs plans got twisted upside down,
And I’d like to take a minute so just sit right there,
I’ll tell tattle how she became a lying cunt with red hair.
In busy Swords she was born and raised,
9-5 was how she spent most of her days,
Flying home for Christmas for drink with the fam,
But in an air B&B in case she had some wham bam!
When a popular virus was up to no good,
Started getting infectious in the neighbourhood,
One positive antigen and Shiv got scared,
She said ‘I can’t fly home to Bali I’m just not going to declare!’
She whistled for a free Beamer and when it came near,
She thought for a second - ‘maybe Randox will be clear’,
I’ll pack my bag , get ready and I’ll plan to fly,
And if I come back Pozzy then to Twitter I’ll cry.
She, pulled, up to an Air B&B , several hours later,
She yelled to Raisin ‘quick fly home, smell me later’
If anything she would act as if she was clear,
She thought ‘just forget it, I’ll bend twitters ear!’
This ends the tale of all about how,
We now know all about the covid positive ghoul,
She tried her best to test neg, in a Beamer she begged,
She’s even made herself look worse than Sinead Heg!
The Fresh Bitch of Con-Air
Sad state of affairs 3 young ones piling into a pretend chat to try to get some free 1 euro primark thongs.Haha you're absolutely right. Maybe they actually do their due dillegence on who they get to promote their products.
Trying to get herself a Collab with Primark now.
I will never forget that time she was on prep and came on to share a tip with use mere mortals to use disposable cutlery and plates to save time. It was like she was teaching man how to start fire. She thought she was an absolute genius and got lynched for creating so much unnecessary waste. She’s a complete lazy gobshite. Cooking for yourself and cleaning up after yourself are a basic life skill.Throw away, just like her cutlery. Cba to wash them.
I'm perplexed that this is a thing they admit too.Seems like it’s a thing - Shiv isn’t alone in her drying the sweat in