The crappy bum posts seem to be everywhere. I made the mistake of reading one, so now I get email digests linked to more. 
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I think I read (admittedly on Reddit), that there is some weird alpha male trend thing with men now deliberately not wiping after having a 
and it gave me another reason to love my internal single status
and it gave me another reason to love my internal single statusI mean it’s probably BS but here you go anyway.
“Aitah if I divorce my husband for not wiping his butt?”
Yep this is pretty much the title. My husband recently started saying that he is not going to wipe his butt anymore after using the restroom. He got into his head that alpha males do not wipe therefore he no longer is doing it. He has been ( for the past two days) been walking around everywhere we going telling guys “Alphas don’t wipe”. He is very serious about not wiping and he is not listening to reasoning, I don’t know what to do and I fear that this might be the start of the end of our marriage. How do I convince him to wipe!
“Aitah if I divorce my husband for not wiping his butt?”
Yep this is pretty much the title. My husband recently started saying that he is not going to wipe his butt anymore after using the restroom. He got into his head that alpha males do not wipe therefore he no longer is doing it. He has been ( for the past two days) been walking around everywhere we going telling guys “Alphas don’t wipe”. He is very serious about not wiping and he is not listening to reasoning, I don’t know what to do and I fear that this might be the start of the end of our marriage. How do I convince him to wipe!
i enjoy that she says she “fears it MIGHT be the start of the end of our marriage” when i personally would have divorced him the minute he said the word “alpha”
