Simone Anderson

[CoconutsCoconuts]

Also you usually don't just go to your GP and then your in a rest home that day. You have to be assessed by a proper team, not just a GP and then there is generally a waitlist for rest homes. Seems odd. Maybe he is just have respite care which is not permanent.


Because she wants to look like a saint and probably also wants to inherit all his money

I thought exactly the same, story doesn't add up. "Off to the GP to start the process" then into a rest home. It doesn't work like that honey

 

[RawlingsBlue]

So Simone initially posted this story showing the front of the menu, making it clear that this is obviously a weekend away for Canon's top salespeople for the last year (congrats Trent...you do work from home).

But then she removed this story from her stories....so do we think she was told to remove it, or do you think she initially didn't realise it would give away to everyone how they had managed to go to Treetops this weekend and that they weren't paying for it themselves, and once she figured it out she went back to get rid of the evidence?

We know she loves looking like she's rolling in the big dollars (with all of her tacky fake handbags) and she NEVER likes to talk about how she's managing to put on the show of seeming rich.

She just put a grid post up with the paid partnership tag. So obviously she didn’t pay for this trip. Love how yet again she’s dumped Asher elsewhere for her “Once a month” outing.

 

[crumbs]

Of course she has a Mercedes!!!


Can you post the link? I always try and email people who use her……

 

[trentworksfromhome]

omg she is dramatic. she vomited?? no way

Her bodily functions are usually quite reliable when reacting to events that she thinks she should care about.

For example, when her "bestie" got engaged earlier this year, she posted a comment on a photo of hers three days later saying "I HAVEN'T STOPPED CRYING SINCE I HEARD!" meaning that she had been in constant floods of tears for at least 72 hours.

How inconvenient.

 

[LadyChat]

I would laugh so so hard if she was buying shit and pretending it was gifted.
I’ve been unfortunate enough to see some of the stuff she does get gifted, and there is honestly so much rubbish. It’s mind blowing.

Although, I watched her stories yesterday - that haul of designer baby / childrens clothing (including Burberry, again) was quite obscene in this climate - She actually seemed embarrassed about it, and rightly so.

It was also a bit sad watching her show the Moschino outfits without using the brand name - you just knew she had no idea how to pronounce it, so she skipped over them. Can't even remember the name of the company that sent them to her - that's how good she is at 'marketing'!

 

[Ewlookatthat]

Do you think she suggested the break away group so she'd only have to monitor this one?

Why would she take him outside (in the rain) if she'd already taken him to the library this morning? That's just silly to put a kid in a swing when it's pissing down with rain

 

[Freshlyvacuumedastroturf]

Shes always stood by the theory that negativeity is other peoples problem not hers which I struggle to believe with the rate she blocks people. There must be thousands on her block lists, how much time and energy. Shes got the problem, why not just ignore them

Sounds about right! And her definition of negativity is wild someone doesn't have their tongue wedged in my buttcrack? NEGATIVITY!!

 

[Simone15]

Interesting to see Asher spent the weekend with people who didn’t have a camera in his face and he now makes noises!

 

[hashtaginfluenced]

I'm absolutely disgusted at the 5+ a day organisation thinking that giving away food to high income people in the current climate with inflation is a good idea!
People are absolutely struggling with the cost of living right now and they think that's what encourages people to eat more fruit and veg?!
It's absolutely gross.

And then all she did with the oranges was juice them! They could’ve fed several kids in their lunchbox’s instead we are flaunting freshly made juice.

 

[trentworksfromhome]

I know we are not supposed to comment on people's appearance, but seriously how does anyone find this attractive?

The cheeks have blown out beyond human proportions.

Seems to be one thing she never talks about. I guess because she has to pay for it herself.

Well, also because it doesn't fit with her brand to have procedures that actually *change* her appearance. Everything she features is really about *enhancing* your "natural" beauty and rejuvenating what's "already there". So, you can talk about rejuvenating your skin and getting facials and massages and laser (because hair doesn't count as being part of your "natural appearance"), but it's off brand to admit that you didn't always think you were beautiful and you wanted to get surgical help to make you look "beautiful". So, don't advertise the fact you've had a nose job, don't feature your filler appointments where you change the shape of your facial features that you don't like, don't get a botox partnership, and only really talk about your major gastric sleeve surgery more as a "journey to health" and weight loss.

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

What happened to the individual personalised vitamins that her and Trent’y boy took every morning yyaawwwnnnn. Did they stop giving her freebies

 

[Ewlookatthat]

Has she lost her fake tan deal? She used to go every week didn't see?

 

[Simone15]

Oh look it’s the beige brigade

 

[iggy]

Hey Simone you forgot to add paid partnership / ad on your latest post. Surely it shouldn’t be hard to remember to add it when literally your whole life and Instagram is an ad lol ?

 

[soUNinfluenced]

I hate how she puts him in dungarees with no shirt on underneath. My personal opinion is that it looks stupid.

The shoes!!!!! He’s not a creeper out clubbing or a middle aged man in business

 

[snarkersusie]

I read a sample of her book because like hell am I paying for the real thing. All she has done is replace her addiction to food with acquiring items such as clothes, bags etc. She hasn’t done the work to fix the real issue.

 

[ChuppaChomps]

Her voice is so fake and annoying .
Does Asher say any words ?

Probably not, but he will now! Poor kid will have some word drilled into him for the next 24 hours.

 

[RawlingsBlue]

Asher’s never dirty enough to really be allowed to play at a playground.

Also I notice she’s only cropped a small amount of the latest comments profile picture just to show that it’s a real person!

 

[iggy]

OMG I’m a real tattler now I reckon! Just got blocked by SA. I commented on the pigeon post that Matariki shouldn’t be comercialised and monitised and that she should perhaps reconsider this promotion…. Boom GONE. Freeing really

Haha omg she’s deleted the matariki story and just put up a new one without matariki on it. Wonder if Pigeon told her to do that lol

 

[simonescamderson]

Cos she finishes F45 at the same time the swimming lesson starts. So she rushes to swimming all sweaty, gets her togs on and jumps in the pool with the babies so they can all splash around in her sweat.

not defending Simone in five million years, but honestly her sweat is probably one of the least gross liquids in a public swimming pool (especially with a bunch of babies in it)