Simone Anderson

[Simone15]

heads up. Your profile pic is included in this screenshot.

The poor person that has to search through all her followers to block this profile today

 

[shanaynay]

Asher sounds like he’s got a cold. Wonder if having a bath outside has helped that develop, or maybe his lack of clothes on a cold morning/day.

Don’t forget the daycare bugs

 

[veryrawandreal]

She 100% could type out the captions because this is her fulltime job! If she says she doesn’t have the time then she needs to take on less paid work, simple. Brands should be expecting it if her too to be honest

 

[goodgirl2244]

Yes why can't she just front up and address it! I mean I'd still hate her but maybe a bit less. And as if Bryce even likes her either r

She won't because she lied and has no proof of any receipts prior to June 2020. Her accountant and lawyer even confirm this, in writing and in court. She knows everyone knows so she keeps clinging on desperately so she doesn't have to lose her lifestyle. It's weird - because she's actually a talented person and has real skills she could use to have a normal life. She put down a house deposit and bought a Mercedes off the back of people thinking their money was going to womens refuge. It wasn't.

 

[HashtagJustPoppedOnToSay]

The fact that this is content is fucked up.

She doesn’t share her reality, she shares a glossy spruced up for profitability version, approved by a PR team - so unsure why she’s shared something so deeply personal. Unless she’s all bullshit. Your average IG user with a private account, couple of mates, following 300 people may share this but she’s sharing this info with how many people?! And why….. Does she want an #ad from Ryman Healthcare….. actually, watch this space. Just had a lightbulb moment.

She always posts emotional stuff when she’s in need of some engagement

 

[Blardeblarblar]

SA has morphed into a gross person who basically boasts about her lavish lifestyle - much of which is gifted to her.
Sends the wrong message out to people who are making career choices based on what they are seeing on social media - no need to work hard for what you have in life

Yes! Also send the wrong messages to first time mum's.

 

[Justpoppingontosay]

This one is for you Simone

 

[Bantr]

Laughing at the crop of her DM she received showing part of the persons profile pic. While you’re here Simone, could I please be gifted some of your heavily stocked gifted lemon juice you have in your kitchen cupboard incase I get the super flu

 

[Justpoppingontosay]

Proof that she puts paid partnership even when she has bought things herself …

Surely this is false advertising?
If she’s saying it’s a paid partnership and it isn’t?

 

[Ewlookatthat]

Simone really does refresh tattle constantly doesn't she?

What parent, if they are so neurotic about letting their child play outside, would seek child development advice from an influencer?
She 100% sent that to herself.
And I'm so excited to see Asher at the local playground tomorrow

 

[trentworksfromhome]

She looks so different in that video - goes to show how much posing and editing she normally does

You mean like how she edited this photo tonight?

 

[cdoggydawg]

You cannot tell me (or maybe I’m wrong given how perfect the poor child apparently is - no pressure kid) that there is no movement detected… does he literally lie there stiff as a board, no limb movement or rollover? Or is it all the lie we know it is.

Also 7pm-7am exactly on the dot. Not 7.03pm etc. Takes 1 or 0 minutes to fall asleep, even if he was trained really well it takes longer than 1 minute to fall asleep. Seems fishy.

 

[Semonandersin]

Oh look it’s the beige brigade

Fucking ridiculous. Why can't the poor boy have some colour Jesus christ

 

[theaudacityofthesepeople]

"Of course the account had no profile pic, no followers and zero posts...." maybe if came from one of your bot followers, Simone...

 

[snarkersusie]

Yep she went there! Of course she cleaned the mower

Imagine being so anal that heaven forbid a lawnmower bring a speck of grass into the garage. Also Simone you might want to take better care of the leather in your Mercedes, it’s showing signs of cracking. Obsessive cleaning will do that though. Tag Repco, I am sure they will donate some leather conditioner

 

[snarkersusie]

Email them. It’s the only way things will change.

Done. First time ever doing that so who knows how they will receive it.

 

[SponsorMe]

So she replies to this guy or girl or a fake account

He called her Jodi

But also the question above the circled one asking about the zip on the pants and she just replies with a Obviously desperate to get the engagement numbers up

Let’s make a bingo game next time Simone goes away. We can have the following:
- bath shot
- update from the dogs/Asher’s baby sitters
- gushing post about Trent
- food shots
- sponsored outfit shot, but won’t tag the “designer” bags
- unpacking shot
- post from one of her followers praising her
- matching couple shot
- platter shot
- spelling mistake

Further suggestions welcome.

We’d all be drunk if this was a drinking game

 

[Semonandersin]

Girl lay off the filler

 

[Peaches87]

It is interesting she is so against colour in the home and with Asher yet she wears some of the most awful tacky colours herself. Her fashun is terrible. Also how do we know she still actively donates profits from her second hand wardrobe to the Womens Refuge?

 

[YouveAllBeenAsking]

Wonder if she pays taxes on her gifted stuff??? I bet not……

No longer #blessed: IRD clamps down on 'influencer' income

OPINION: Influencers amass large audiences and make significant amounts of money and until now, it hasn’t been clear whether all of that would be captured by the taxman.

i.stuff.co.nz

Absolutely not. That would require honesty which is not part of Simone's brand.