Simone Anderson

[snarkersusie]

I called it! I knew she would claim she doesn’t sweat.

 

[Kiwigem]

Please can someone do a recap.

 

[snarkersusie]

I can just picture how over the top Asher’s first birthday is going to be.

 

[DoubleLoop]

Yes, but you probably don’t have a weird need to appear uber wealthy to nameless, faceless strangers on the internet…so of course you wouldn’t worry about people knowing you didn’t pay for luxury but got it for free.


You forgot “…I NEEDED to get in touch with you to tell you…”

This is art, and it needs a title. My suggestion would be:

“Stepford Wife Waiting Patiently to be Powered Up for the Day”

Yikes those cheeks are looking more and more overfilled with each week that goes by

We get in Simone, you don't need to keep tagging Tree Top lodge in every single story

Fucking topnotch username you have there

 

[snarkersusie]

No doubt we will get a babbling video today. Simone will be kicking herself for not coming up with this content earlier.

 

[shanaynay]

Why does she even need to record herself playing with him?

To show us that she’s a FuN MuM

 

[snarkersusie]

Nah guys he also plays with Duplo.

Jesus Simone could you make it any more fucking obvious that you read here.

 

[simonescamderson]

Yes you're right. I recall recently sweat box saying they don't watch TV, 'it's not natural for them to watch TV.

I feel like that’s when she talked about how on an evening in she and Trent okay card games and how she used to read a lot and she misses it. I will eat my hat if that woman has ever read a book apart from her own

 

[LadyChat]

So I know it wasn’t actually that cold in Auckland today but who takes their baby out at night in the middle of winter with shorts on?

Especially as she was gifted all that designer baby-wear yesterday - including warm tracksuits - hundreds of dollars worth?!

Also... anyone else a bit confused about how frequently these monthly outings are coming around? Could have sworn last month was about one day ago!

 

[simonescamderson]

Come on man, don't you remember? Simone informed all of us several times that her and Trent NEVER STOPPED TRYING to have baby number two, so I'd imagine they're having freaky crunchy-sheet-making sex every night of the week, and some lunchtimes.

How do I unread something

 

[Simone15]

Simone’s 3 top tips I think she needs to do an updated article because none of those are relevant to her now.

Blocking is engaging

 

[#Livelaughlove]

I’m sorry but I’d never buy my family members a sex toy wtf lol

She also said she bought her cousins, then said classic Aunty Simone.
You arent your cousins Aunty...

 

[ChuppaChomps]

Has it crossed anyones mind why she gets so many bridesmaid invites? Does anyone think it might have something to with all the sponsored stuff (venue, food, drinks etc.) she can get for the hens party?

 

[Jeffery]

I wish more people would see her for who she really is. She totally pulled the wool over an old friends eyes, and it was fucking irritating to watch.

 

[hereforthefreebies]

Simone is a fucking boss bitch.
I am in serious awe.
5am wake up (actually probably more like 4:30am) cleaned house, trained, coffee & supplements for Trentykins made & delivered (oh but not before a photo), and a full face of make up + spons outfit for the gram.
I just don’t buy any of it!!!!!!!!

 

[louisvuittonbag]

Wow so many ads when “feeling sad”, how gross

 

[snarkersusie]

Its almost like dance monkey dance in terms of her responding to comments said on here.

Sharing Bryce’s post ain’t going to make people stop Simone. Addressing the Womens Refuge saga publicly and honestly might actually do a bit more to help though.

 

[sausagefingertrent]

Posted on other thread but will post here too - - -
Who the fuck are you trying to influence here Simone?
I'm actually disgusted.
And that was just one of the sets. Ffs Simone.

Everyone on here needs to message Bambini Fashion…..send the the Woman’s Refuge artical

 

[Blardeblarblar]

Of course he doesn’t but she likes to make it look like he is this superior being. My son is the same age as Asher. He’d have that bowl on the floor in 0.2 seconds.

He may very well have eaten all that food but there is no way in hell he fed himself. I'm 35 years old and I would have made more of a mess than that.

 

[unknownkiwi1992]

Girl lay off the filler

31 my ass she looks 41 at least