Simone Anderson

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Yes as an adult I'm so glad I have the vital skill of self settling 🙄 what a crock of absolute tit
How weird that she’s says ‘Asher is a baby that enjoys sleep, from 9 weeks old he has slept 7pm-7am’ ummm that’s because she got a gifted sleep consultant to sleep train him, poor thing had no choice 🤣 then in the next slide she shows a screenshot of his perfect sleep just to rub it in every struggling mums face a little bit more smh.
 
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What gets me about the sleep comments is she worked with a sleep consultant that was an “ad”. She only stated this after the fact and gloated about how great he was at sleeping!!! Be open and transparent if you have a sleep consultant. Because like she says…. It’s not a reflection on how great you are as a parents.

Brooooooo. Baby sleep has no correlation to good parenting she reckons but at the same time is preaching ‘we are so grateful to teach him vital skills of settling and resettling’ & ‘him gain such important skills so easily & early in life’. That’s some straight up parent shaming/elitist tit right there hon. Who fed you this garbage about ‘self settling’ being a vital skill?!

Also, these same strangers on the internet you bag out are the reason you have free tit thrown at you daily. Good/bad/beautiful/weird - it’s a package.

And finally TWO MINUTES she reckons she posts 2 min a day of her kid, laughable. Nice try.
 
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I wonder how much 5 a day paid her to work with them, what a waste of money
 
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What gets me about the sleep comments is she worked with a sleep consultant that was an “ad”. She only stated this after the fact and gloated about how great he was at sleeping!!! Be open and transparent if you have a sleep consultant. Because like she says…. It’s not a reflection on how great you are as a parents.
You know what the funny thing was. My son is the same age as Asher so when I saw her recommend the sleep consultant I enquired with her about it and she couldn’t get me in for over 4 months!! Yeah totally let’s just book you in for 4 months time whilst I’m sleep deprived with a small baby.
 
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You cannot tell me (or maybe I’m wrong given how perfect the poor child apparently is - no pressure kid) that there is no movement detected… does he literally lie there stiff as a board, no limb movement or rollover? Or is it all the lie we know it is.
 

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You cannot tell me (or maybe I’m wrong given how perfect the poor child apparently is - no pressure kid) that there is no movement detected… does he literally lie there stiff as a board, no limb movement or rollover? Or is it all the lie we know it is.
Also 7pm-7am exactly on the dot. Not 7.03pm etc. Takes 1 or 0 minutes to fall asleep, even if he was trained really well it takes longer than 1 minute to fall asleep. Seems fishy.
 
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You cannot tell me (or maybe I’m wrong given how perfect the poor child apparently is - no pressure kid) that there is no movement detected… does he literally lie there stiff as a board, no limb movement or rollover? Or is it all the lie we know it is.
My baby sleeps through the night (1yo) now…every time I check the monitor he’s in a different position in the cot so o don’t understand the no movement either. But babies are different I guess 🤷🏾‍♀️
What really ducks me off the most is that she doesn’t acknowledge her privilege in the fact that she had a sleep consultant. Like yes it could be true he’s a perfect sleeper, but just be real about your privilege, then maybe some people would have more respect for you.
 
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She really should thank the trolls as lord knows she only gets real engagement when she posts these kind of things.
 
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How weird that she’s says ‘Asher is a baby that enjoys sleep, from 9 weeks old he has slept 7pm-7am’ ummm that’s because she got a gifted sleep consultant to sleep train him, poor thing had no choice 🤣 then in the next slide she shows a screenshot of his perfect sleep just to rub it in every struggling mums face a little bit more smh.
Probably the one time he fully slept through ☺😂
 
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You cannot tell me (or maybe I’m wrong given how perfect the poor child apparently is - no pressure kid) that there is no movement detected… does he literally lie there stiff as a board, no limb movement or rollover? Or is it all the lie we know it is.
It says in the corner of the screen shot “6 wake ups” ?!
 
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