Simone Anderson

[influencedforlyfe]

Why do companies get her to promote their own active wear when she owns her own shitty brand? That’s like Lorna Jane advertising AIMN? It’s fucking desperate if you ask me If you follow Ashy Bines aka Trashy Bines, you’ll know she owns Baseline her own active wear brand, I couldn’t not imagine her promoting another brand? But then again, Simmo smelly minge and chipolata Trent are so hard up for extra coin they’ll literally promote anything

I don’t understand either why she is promoting all these other active wear brands when her & Trent have their own. I guess it’s because she gets it for free and can on-sell it so win-win for her. I love Lorna Jane active wear but would rather pay full price than use one of her codes. There’s so many other influences that promote LJ that You can source for their code if you want. Anyway I’ve been one of the many people blocked by Simone for liking a post Heidi Rawstorn put up in regards to influences paying Tax. I actually can’t believe that she has minions scrolling through Instagram blocking people for having an opinion that differs to hers.

 

[simonescamderson]

Not Simone using Kate Bush in a video and probably having no idea why a song from the 80s is popular again lol. She always has the weirdest song choices that don't suit her videos at all. And don't get me started on her using So Fresh, So Clean every fucking time she does a cleaning video. Only Simone could make OutKast seem uncool.

 

[Blardeblarblar]

Yes you're right. I recall recently sweat box saying they don't watch TV, 'it's not natural for them to watch TV'. Perhaps if you did Simmy you'd have more understanding about what the fuck is actually going on in the world with the rate of inflation, rising costs of everyday living, families struggling etc - and therefore make your content a little more relatable rather than flogging absolutely ridiculous designer children's clothes that the average person couldn't afford. What's so funny is those kid's clothes weren't even nice or cute, they were FUGLY - like is Roo joining the circus???!!!

Won't let him watch tv but happy for him to have a phone in his face all day long. Also this morning why did she randomly show her washing basket on the kitchen bench with the tv clearly in view? Like to show we have a tv or what?

What is the point in showing us a photo of Trent holding Roo saying your the best? Ahhh to throw us off the daycare scent I suppose.

 

[Blardeblarblar]

Simmo, hope you give your blocking staff a raise! Or at least overtime pay. They've been working hard these past few days!

In all seriousness though this is fricken pathological what goes on in someone's head to get to the point of thinking "it's okay for me to block anyone who so much as takes a breath of oxygen that isn't favourable towards me"? Going so far as to find and block someone's Instagram, based on what they liked on Facebook, is next level.

Like, does she really think that anyone who has a critique is just a hater she needs to totally block out? That ain't mentally healthy, and surely it's gonna catch up with her later in life. God forbid this empire collapses and she ever has to go out and get a real job with actual colleagues and a manager...

And customers! Poor old Asher Roo won't be able to block people he doesn't like at school.

 

[Teaconsumer]

Let’s be honest here. Simmo isn’t very bright and now she has seen this she will say they are for the parents or some bs excuse

 

[itsjustme23]

Pinch and a punch for the first of the month!!

I bet she’s regretting getting rid of all those shoes since she only goes out once a month.

 

[OCD]

Your telling me by 7.15am this morning this women has done her two hour house clean and been to training? Why does she not be transparent and say no time for my two hour weekly house clean today, I’m busy so doing xxx instead. She’s literally insane. Actually got some severe issues

 

[ihateliars]

I borrowed the ebook of her book from the library to check the details that I remembered LOL. In summary, she broke her arm skiing when she was 13, then had a break from sports for a bit. She started to gain weight around then and then it steadily piled on. Her mum seemed very strict with nutrition at home so she became a secret binge eater.

She says “representing Parnell” like it’s a country. It’s a swim school not the Commonwealth Games

 

[Semonandersin]

Screeched to a halt had me laughing out loud.!
I don’t doubt this is something she would do. She would have also needed to quickly change his clothes so he was in daycare clothes.

I see Asher is practicing going down the stairs. I thought he already knew how to go down them. Didn’t she have that chat with him

I'm surprised he's not walking yet considering he is so gifted and listens to instructions - I guess Simon hasn't had that chat with him yet

 

[rheanna231]

Whats the point of fresh sheet friday if u have a sweaty minge?
Or is that why she have to wash it once a week?

 

[itsjustme23]

Her hideous outfit is KILLING me. Why is she wearing a beautiful summer dress with boring BEIGE pumps and a thick winter coat?! She genuinely looks ridiculous. That dress is made for strappy heels in summer. I guess all the free beauty treatments and clothes in the world can’t help someone with such a lack of style

Remember she got rid of all her shoes because she only goes out once a month

 

[snarkersusie]

God this trip away is boring.

 

[hereforthefreebies]

She seems to give Asher quite rich food for a young child. Especially a butter chicken tonight.


Do you think she’s trying to get a free meal with tagging the restaurant a lot. Can’t you just sit and enjoy the meal as a family without taking all the photos

Sorry I have to laugh at ‘quite rich food for a young child’ do you think Indians say ‘what bland food those white folk give their kids’

Also defo PP as per her feed - just not stated on any of the 30 stories she posted, weird.

 

[goodgirl2244]

Omg when will these people understand?!?! Yes we know she paid the money, they can tell us that till they are blue in the face, what we are trying to get through to them is that she had no intention of paying.....

She didn't pay even a fraction of what she should have paid. $10,000 to one charity $3,000 to another. People in her group have done the math and it should have been over $200,000 over the three year she's profited from. This was only after she was called out and has NO RECEIPTS or PROOF prior to this and repeatedly lies and makes up different stories when confronted. The Mercedes makes sense.

 

[beigebombshell]

Maybe he's at an intensive speech therapy centre for under 1s? Gonna be speaking in full sentences this week

No he's at intensive piano school for children of c#nts

 

[Freshlyvacuumedastroturf]

How is adding paid partnership to every story actually acknowledging what exactly the paid partnership is. Like we all know her whole life is sponsored but I feel like the paid partnership is a cop out. She should specify exactly what in the video or photo is sponsored. Especially if she's advertising multiple different things in a post.

Yes! At this point it actually might just be more efficient for her if she found a way to incorporate it into her username so it's always there? Like maybe simone_ADerson? Would save her lots of effort since tagging AD is so hard and everything is an AD

 

[Ewlookatthat]

1) Asher at a playground shot - I'll take my creative input commission thanks
2) Simone identifying as a health influencer - what part of her content howadays is about health influencing?? She gets sponsored dinners and sponsored workouts she attends?? She doesn't actually share our healthy lifestyle advice. The closest I've heard is "cut up your fruit so you snack on it"
3) why is a company that sells period products putting out a health and wellness programme??? My money is on then piggybackibg off people with horomone issues to sell meal guides and supplements (at stupid cost)

4) googled the people on the panel...the Dr is indeed a Dr, will give him that, but the other lady is sales exec with a bachelor's in commerce. Not sure what she's doing uo there...

 

[snarkersusie]

Someone on the other tattle page posted a screenshot of Freedom Furnitures facebook post with Simone and her shelves she got. The customer comments on their page are pretty funny, no one likes Simone

This is such a train wreck and I love it. The poor marketing team for Freedom are certainly going to earn their keep today.

 

[windowsandwalls]

I take it this is her response to your comment

Also stating that she is 31…

Which is actually the opposite of what any counsellor would tell someone to do And one minute it’s feeling all the feelings when they come and the next it’s sticking to my normal routine - they don’t coexist love. It’s sad that she’s not just processing her true emotions and being upset at the situation, cause it would be sad. But wait.. that’s cause she’s never been down or depressed and always has a positive mindset and life. How about just take time off social media like a normal person and be with family ffs. I’m sure your bots can go a few days without seeing your washing basket or the free clothes Asher has been sent.

 

[Simone15]

Message her? I would but I’ve been blocked on my fake accounts

Please someone take one for the team???

Stuff headline 'mass choking at influencer baby party' anything for the views ah?