Omg what the fuck
Omg what the fuckSimone has thisdevineridiculous portable high chair situation, they took Asher to the park and strapped him to the pole. Couldn’t possibly put a rug down and have a picnic like a normal family, or made use of a park bench.
Sheboughtgot gifted a second one for Not Asher, so I’m sure he’ll get his turn at some stage too.
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It's one of those situations where you don't know whether to laugh hysterically or recoil in horror.Omg what the fuck
We know what she does when Asher is at daycareAsher plays with colour! A Christmas miracle! Also I truly don't understand how she can be full term and not showing. Maybe it's because I'm a short ass but howwww. I must be a thick cunt. Motherhood feels more and more like a role she's playing/the next stage in her business plan. I think she should win an award for making her online life look totally different to her real life. I like to imagine her spread out on the couch hoeing into a bag of chips watching trash while posting about her perfect boring beige life. I wonder if her and Trent get along? I wonder what she does when asher is at childcare? Blah. End rant. Idk.
I’m now thinking the latter is correct, which to me is just is disturbing. The video for that announcement must have been better than the actual (current) pregnancy reveal. Sad when likes and engagement beat integrity and authenticityFor anyone curious about the dates of Simone’s pregnancy, I have worked out that she is now 42 weeks pregnant. This is using the date she made the feijoa salad, which I believe was 30th March. All pointers indicate that date is correct; Simone’s manicure was the same as the one in the video, and someone on tattle analysed the salad and concluded that it was the same one that was used in the pregnancy reveal video where she puts the positive pregnancy test next to the feijoa salad in the fridge. According to the website I used, a conception date of the 21st of March would results in a positive pregnancy test result on the 30th of March at the earliest. This means that the new baby is now due and Simone would have to be induced today or the video was of an earlier pregnancy.
As there are no signs of an induction today, and Simone and Trent are away from home, it is looking more strongly like Simone used a video from an earlier pregnancy (which resulted in a miscarriage) to announce this one.
Never thought that 'analysed the salad' would be a phrase I'd hear outside of a crime movie!For anyone curious about the dates of Simone’s pregnancy, I have worked out that she is now 42 weeks pregnant. This is using the date she made the feijoa salad, which I believe was 30th March. All pointers indicate that date is correct; Simone’s manicure was the same as the one in the video, and someone on tattle analysed the salad and concluded that it was the same one that was used in the pregnancy reveal video where she puts the positive pregnancy test next to the feijoa salad in the fridge. According to the website I used, a conception date of the 21st of March would results in a positive pregnancy test result on the 30th of March at the earliest. This means that the new baby is now due and Simone would have to be induced today or the video was of an earlier pregnancy.
As there are no signs of an induction today, and Simone and Trent are away from home, it is looking more strongly like Simone used a video from an earlier pregnancy (which resulted in a miscarriage) to announce this one.
Boxing Day hair removal.I thought she had laser hair removal - nek minit promoting a shaver?
She's so bloody unauthentic, so bloody odd and a continuous liar with all she promotes. She doesn't believe in or use religiously half the products she advertises. Sick of the continuous filtered pics, the magical preggy belly that grows and disappears. She hasn't embraced this pregnancy, hasn't connected to Not Asher - no gushy posts thanking him for choosing them as his parents (WTF!). She is so pretentious. Followers want authenticity not ad after ad after ad. Time to give up the game Simone. Pay the Women's Refuge their stolen money and fuck off and live your simple beige life.For anyone curious about the dates of Simone’s pregnancy, I have worked out that she is now 42 weeks pregnant. This is using the date she made the feijoa salad, which I believe was 30th March. All pointers indicate that date is correct; Simone’s manicure was the same as the one in the video, and someone on tattle analysed the salad and concluded that it was the same one that was used in the pregnancy reveal video where she puts the positive pregnancy test next to the feijoa salad in the fridge. According to the website I used, a conception date of the 21st of March would results in a positive pregnancy test result on the 30th of March at the earliest. This means that the new baby is now due and Simone would have to be induced today or the video was of an earlier pregnancy.
As there are no signs of an induction today, and Simone and Trent are away from home, it is looking more strongly like Simone used a video from an earlier pregnancy (which resulted in a miscarriage) to announce this one.
Depending on when she recorded this, the leaves are still up. Bet she positioned herself so she could show we Tattlers they are still thereDoubt it! Let’s see it Simmy!
I know you left the leaves wallpaper up in A’s room for a few days just to “stick it” to us, but let’s see that as well please!…bet it’s gooooone!
“I dEFiNiTeLy dOn’T pReReCoRd CoNtEnT but…I’m just about to shave right now with my #ad shaver before heading off to Boxing Day celebrations”I thought she had laser hair removal - nek minit promoting a shaver?
I’m betting she used a clip from a previous pregnancy because she didn’t want to get her hopes up the 3rd time around so didn’t film anything ……. And then when this pregnancy stuck she realised she didn’t have anything for an over the top theatrical sharing-the-news-with-Trent reel so had to use old footage.
The thing is, not wanting to get your hopes up after multiple miscarriages is VERY normal. I’m sure a lot of people can relate. However, she should just say that.
“The footage we used is from a previous positive test because we were too scared this pregnancy would result in a 3rd miscarriage”. End of story. End of speculation. She looks less like a monster and everyone moves on.
Telling the truth would solve so many of her problems. She just can’t seem to do it. Too busy trying to live a life of fake.
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Simone Anderson #21 - she’s got 99 problems and lying through her veneers has created all of them.
That hat is so ugly.Fuck she's delusional.
Bump is there. Using A and her hand to hide. Legs split with back leg further out and angled all give the illusion of being smaller.Bumps gone again
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