Simon Harris: Man behaving dadly

[stunrw]

Getting more weird



I reckon he's doing this as a way for him to increase his brand and likes etc, I don't think he cares in reality

I'm impressed that he can type so well with one hand

 

[Jelly Bean]

His obsession with H & M is as odd as the haters obsession with them.
He loves to think he is so contraversial

 

[Livia Fantasy]

His obsession with H & M is as odd as the haters obsession with them.
He loves to think he is so contraversial

I’ve encountered edgier Lurpak

 

[stunrw]

He's still not going to shag you

 

[ochebalboa]

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Look, I'm no fan of the monarchy but I wouldn't wish this guy even on Charles

 

[Fruitjack]

Work event??? What bleeping work?

 

[stunrw]

Work event??? What bleeping work?

Someone appears to have shaved a chimp and kicked it through Top Man………

He does realise that KC talked to him because he was stuck in front of him and it's polite? He didn't walk in and go "Where's that tedious, workshy twit who tweets bollocks. Bring him to me immediately"

Edit: That woukd have been Prince Phillip that said that last bit

 

[CookieZippy]

He should've had a word with Charles about the disgusting way he treats Harry and as he puts it, that "amazing woman", Meghan. He certainly seems to feel strongly enough about the situation.

 

[stunrw]

He should've had a word with Charles about the disgusting way he treats Harry and as he puts it, that "amazing woman", Meghan. He certainly seems to feel strongly enough about the situation.

I imagine it would end something like this

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Legally, being an annoying wally doesn't constitute treason ... but Charles is the king, I'm sure he could come up with some reason to shove Simon in the Tower of London

 

[stunrw]

Oh please go to my profile and click the nice juicy subscribe button.…………

 

[CookieZippy]

Remember that time you voted for Brexit, Fatty? Muller is also not a big fan of protecting female only spaces. I guess that's fine though?

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Simonlogic: Mae Muller hates Brexit ... so Europeans should vote for her ... so that the UK wins?

 

[ochebalboa]

Why would it upset folk if someone from the UK wins. I don't see the logic of his statement. He's a bullying manchild who is desperate for people with celebrity status to acknowledge him so he can simp some more

 

[jf99]

Get over it fatty. He's never going to duck you.

Hi Simon

What getting chauffeured to and from the airport, then sitting in a first class aeroplane seat?

I don't mind Harry but his obsession with him is so weird.

 

[Jelly Bean]

What getting chauffeured to and from the airport, then sitting in a first class aeroplane seat?

I don't mind Harry but his obsession with him is so weird.

I think he had one tweet about Harry and Meghan that got lots of likes, so he keeps trying to reproduce it. But is just comes across as increasingly odd and obsessed now.

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

He’s just an absolutely desperate unfunny unlikable nutcase

 

[CookieZippy]

A meeting? Does that mean he was messaging people on twitter?

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Do these perma-online bellends have to tweet every lukewarm take or brainfart? Must be insufferable to live with. “Hold on darling, I MUST tweet this!”