Simon Harris: Man behaving dadly

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Has anyone ever known such a validation addicted phallus like him?

 

[Jelly Bean]

His sycophantic love of Harry and Meghan is quite creepy and wierd, no matter what your thoughts on the whole matter tbh.
And I'm sorry 'appreciate the effort to get to your father's Coronation then back across the Atlantic'
Fucking hell can he hear himself? Up there with 'boo boo I've got so many diamonds it's really annoying'.

 

[Mr Krabs]

He's obviously still reading. I see he's reshared his patronising spiel on "poverty ignorance" and how it's ok to blow your cash on booze for some blessed relief. Its also ok for poor people to have flat screen tvs. Who knew?!

Can you even buy a not flat screen TV nowadays?

 

[Hiyaguys]

He’s soooo desperate to be liked, jumps on any bandwagon he can to get the likes. Gives me the right ick, no one cares what some middle aged man from Essex thinks about breast feeding or American abortion laws. He’s so self important I can’t stand it

 

[Droosie123]

Am still pretty much seeing him as one of the good guys but must admit to being irritated by the Jack Monroe love he displayed. Apparently people were “cunts” because she was bullied off Twitter. Simon mate, she flounced because she was asked to be open and up front about her fundraising.
He needs to be a bit more diligent about who he is promoting.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Hahaha do you have a Kofi? Can I sign up for your Patreon for exclusive content where you call the tories cockwombles?

For £3.99 a week I’ll send you a photo of a post-it note on my wall, and on it I’ll write “[Tory] is such a [genital][animal] right lol”

For £5.99 I’ll post it to you.

Bonus: Gove is a daft flapsgiraffe!!!! LOL

(This is harder than it looks tbh)

 

[Jelly Bean]

It's amazing isn't it? People like him and Jack really do actually think shouting 'Tories are cocks' on twitter constitutes an actual useful job. They really do believe it is campaigning

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

He has a very strange home set up, always away with the hoard of kids he's produced. All those free trips he's gifted and his wife is mostly left at home. I feel sorry for the woman having to put up with his 'look at me taking my kids out' trips.

I bet she finds him intolerable . His desperate attempts to be funny/liked/validated can’t just be online he prob expects a fan fare and a flabby cock suck for pushing a vacuum around once a month

 

[Livia Fantasy]

If he was even at least remotely funny, I’d make a point of always calling him ROFL Harris.

 

[Ronlonglegs]

Trying to whip up hate and division again I see. Let us not forget that he voted for Brexit. As a "protest vote". Or as he'd say it, a "pwotest vote".

Hi Simon

This gets on my tits. Same with the poppies psot he always does. I'm a seasoned leftie, and all I see is him bringing up shit like this that hasn't even been posted anywhere recently to make himself look good to his leftie followers

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

He thinks Greta Thunberg needs him to wade in and support her! She would think you have small dick energy too mate !

 

[CookieZippy]

Supposed parenting blogger once again being sympathetic to a likely pedalo simply because The Baddies at GB News are daring to try and hold the man to account for his dirty behaviour. Such a fat, useless cretin.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Does he think anyone is impressed by him showing that he has been blocked by someone? I mean, well done and all but it's not like you've eliminated world hunger or anything important Simon, you pointless wanker

 

[CookieZippy]

That breastfeeding post is a years old one he's reusing. The nerve of the man reusing material while charging muppets for premium content. And yes, breastfeeding is clearly a fetish of his.

 

[UsedWeddingDress]

Simon’s Twitter profile pic makes me irrationality annoyed.

 

[CookieZippy]

Today he's all over the whole Celebrations boxes having the Bounty sweets removed thing and how those unwanted sweets could have gone to foodbanks this very tough Xmas. Is there ANYTHING he won't use for virtue signalling?

 

[CookieZippy]

Such a crawling sycophant

 

[CookieZippy]

Looks like Si has been reading the thread again. The bit about using his own kids for freebies is presented as "humour", but is obviously exactly what he does. Hi Simon.

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

I usually hang out with the fraus on the Monroe thread (/). It’s BUSY so only just had the chance to share this. Somebody ought to mention it to him next time he mentions corrupt tax-dodging Tories etc.

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Ha ha ha couldn’t have happened to a more repugnant self important scrote than him!
if that was me I’d be out working my fingers to the bone to pay my debt not sat on my pimply sweaty ass crack trying to impress lefties on social media
And also IS HE FUCK younger than me

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Hey, genuinely famous person, mate, notice me, mate! Mate?