Well I was quite close. Bloody hell.
Simon Harris: Man behaving dadly
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I wish they bloody well would eh?! 
Well he's rattled
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He's just chuffed someone's paying him some attention.
Oh dear oh dear, someone's beard is all a-quiver (and no Simon, you're not Jack Monroe, you are not going to trouser a big sum of money from this)
Who's saying it will damage them you silly large wick? Might be your own bias showing through there Si to even think that.
Another meaningless hyperbolic hot take from a man who needs a haircut and a job.
He’s the opposite of the “why’s no one talking about XYZ?” alongside a link to a major news site talking about it -gang.
He invents a non-woke pile of crap steaming hot-take and pretends he’s had a conversation about it.
“No, Duncan, these bendy bananas won’t kill you like the EU say they will!” or some tit. He’s so awful at it, I can’t create my own example.
He invents a non-woke pile of crap steaming hot-take and pretends he’s had a conversation about it.
“No, Duncan, these bendy bananas won’t kill you like the EU say they will!” or some tit. He’s so awful at it, I can’t create my own example.
It's always Keith, Barry or Clive. He seems to consider them the holy trinity of bigot names.
Exactly- he's not replying to anyone who's said it is he? So he must be thinking it. What a twit!
Oh and does he raise money for the RNLI? I wouldn't know, he's never mentioned it
Everytime he tweets. I get rage, I'm usually quite relaxed but he gets my goat up
I’d love to see how Si reacted if he came across any of these
Almost funny....almost
He didn't accuse Simon of doing anything fraudulent with the donation; just named him as one of a "rent-a-mob of lefty twits" supporting a supposedly fake organisation
It is very much in the vein of those parents a few years back looking to make a swift payday claiming a bus driver refused them travel because their young son had an England shirt on, which of course turned out to be complete fantasy upon investigation.
This must be one of the most honest things he has ever tweeted.
Are the first 14 minutes introductions?
They're probably happy to just have him tweeting furiously in the background rather than have to deal with him
On holiday with his kids again. The wife never seems to go with them anywhere and presumably is the one paying for it all. Literally paying him to bugger off for a few days.
She’s probably got a few days off work so told him to duck off out the house for a while
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