Simon Harris: Man behaving dadly

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Oh my days, I can't be dealing with this bleep anymore. Sorry, unwatching. Can't even bring myself to hate scroll, I just end up hating myself.
 
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He really is horrible and thick isn't he?
Nothing he ever tweets is clever or insightful. I can imagine him stabbing at his keypad with a large sweaty finger, breathing heavily with tongue poking out the side of his mouth.
 
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Oh duck off. Saying this after tweeting all day about how great it is that they have done in a right wing politician. Is he really that thick that he doesn't realise he is everything he accuses the "gammons" of being?

 
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Oh duck off. Saying this after tweeting all day about how great it is that they have done in a right wing politician. Is he really that thick that he doesn't realise he is everything he accuses the "gammons" of being?

He says so little with such smug authority, he's such a pointless, tedious individual.
 
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Has he died? He hasn't tweeted in nearly 24 hours. I thought he'd have exploded with self righteous rage over Boris getting a job with The Daily Mail. Sorry! The Daily Heil.
 
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He's back. With another exciting episode of Simon Harris and Something That Didn't Actually Happen.


 
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Back after less than a day of not tweeting, but so chronically online is Simon that a few hours of silence feels more like a week

Here comes Brian again

 
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Barry and Clive must have taken the day off. He's been angry about people with jobs as well


 
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I listen to a football podcast that does skits at the end, one of which is a character satirising the kneejerk reaction on twitter of football fans to everything, transfer rumours etc.

His catchphrase is 'everything is tit!'

Could be Simon's bio.
 
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Back after less than a day of not tweeting, but so chronically online is Simon that a few hours of silence feels more like a week

Here comes Brian again

How would he be able to relate to anyone with a job, the workshy tosser?
 
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