witchofwestbyfleet
VIP Member
"Forums that are dedicated to pushing online personalities towards taking their own lives." Such forums do exist, but Tattle isn't one of them. He knows exactly what he's doing
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HotesTilaire
VIP Member
I can’t follow - is he admitting he had oral contracts and that’s why contracts were missing? I thought he was going on that there were 25 written contracts.
He's unfunny and I don’t understand his point.
Also by law a written contract of employment must be provided within two months of employment commencing, so if this is the “payments to volunteers” he’s referencing, he’s 100% making it worse
He's unfunny and I don’t understand his point.
Also by law a written contract of employment must be provided within two months of employment commencing, so if this is the “payments to volunteers” he’s referencing, he’s 100% making it worse
nothanksbabes
VIP Member
Or, you could use your imagination, spare an hour that you'd otherwise spunk away on Facebook, spend some time with your kids and make a costume.
What's that phrase about staying silent and letting people think you're an idiot, or opening your mouth and removing all doubt?
The barely-concealed rage is palpable. He really is doing himself no favours.
Pkershaw
VIP Member
In the comments, he’s posted a screenshot of an email from X confirming he reported the account for impersonation—as if that somehow proves it wasn’t him.
Because of course it’s totally unthinkable that he could’ve posted the tweets himself, realised just how far down the toilet his reputation had gone, and then reported the account to give himself a convenient escape route. Nooo waaaaay that could ever happen. Not a chance.
As someone else said: who would even bother impersonating this fuckwit? And why now? Just to post a handful of inane tweets that sound exactly like him?
God, he’s such an insufferable dickhead.
Because of course it’s totally unthinkable that he could’ve posted the tweets himself, realised just how far down the toilet his reputation had gone, and then reported the account to give himself a convenient escape route. Nooo waaaaay that could ever happen. Not a chance.
As someone else said: who would even bother impersonating this fuckwit? And why now? Just to post a handful of inane tweets that sound exactly like him?
God, he’s such an insufferable dickhead.
Pkershaw
VIP Member
1,000,000% this is him. Absolutely no doubt in my mind whatsoever. I would bet my house on it. It’s got his sticky, chocolate-covered fingers ALL OVER IT!
Back in the glory days before he nuked his Twitter, I remember him going on a big virtue signal about people leaving angry notes on ambulances that blocked their driveway. Then about 2 weeks later, he was in the paper after coincidentally spotting £5 and a thank you note on an ambulance windscreen. I remember thinking how his photos were so zoomed in that you couldn’t even see if it was actually an ambulance. I was convinced that it was really just his Vauxhall Zafira on his driveway. I’m certain it was in the Sun or the Mirror but I can’t for the life of me find a link.
Blue bunny
Chatty Member
He'll keep breaking it down to make it seem less, next he was only paid £8000 a month to "just make memes".
anniemouse
VIP Member
I’m embarrassed for him. Si, it wasn’t funny the first time, nor any of the times after
phoebuscartel
Well-known member
In his mind this is the next Horizon scandal. Who will play Si in the TV drama?
nothanksbabes
VIP Member
Divorce isn't enough. If I was her I'd fake my own death and leave the country.
SendReceive
VIP Member
I will wager one soiled XXXL Coca-Cola t-shirt that this feedback was given in January/February.
IcanSpellBéchamel
VIP Member
Why would he expect it to be leakproof? It's made of cardboard. He's such a giant pointless moron.
Pkershaw
VIP Member
Good God. You’re right. It’s astounding. This man is mentally ill. He’s like a clapping seal at the zoo. Performing the same trick all the time to make someone throw a bit of fish at him.
It comes around more often nowadays because he’s made it a multi-purpose gag. At the start of the half term break, you need to take the banana out the lunchbox so it doesn’t mutate into the zombie thing, then at the end of the half term break, you forgot to take it out so you find the zombie thing. It’s so clever.
Jelly Bean
VIP Member
Dubious? 
Blimey that almost a compliment when you think of the offensive drivel he has churned out.
Fantasising about lactating bweasts and shirt potatoes, as previously mentioned the invitation to 'spread your legs' for a cervical smear test, his verging on wacist takes on Barry and Clive.
Honestly Simon, I'd take 'dubious' if I was you.
Blimey that almost a compliment when you think of the offensive drivel he has churned out.
Fantasising about lactating bweasts and shirt potatoes, as previously mentioned the invitation to 'spread your legs' for a cervical smear test, his verging on wacist takes on Barry and Clive.
Honestly Simon, I'd take 'dubious' if I was you.
Pkershaw
VIP Member
In a way, it’s a shame that the next thread title can’t be anything but “Dubious”, because I would very much enjoy it being “Shut up you shit fetish idiot.”
Jelly Bean
VIP Member
In that excellent exchange earlier Fatty does that thing he always does when challenged head on. He becomes incredibly creepily servile - 'I handled it so badly. I've apologised' etc etc. But what he'll do later, when he's stewed on it, is post some iwonic snark around uncovering massive praise for his Veterans page. He likes to confront his detractors from a very safe distance
Seaford Haggington
VIP Member
He is insane to draw attention to this. Unless he can't get work because of it so has nothing to lose.
jf99
VIP Member
Yeah Simon, I suspect many people found some of the content useful, but weren't aware that you'd been paid half a million quid for it. That's what makes it 'dubious'.
