Simon Harris #7 Twagic

[SendReceive]

Long but fascinating exchange here as Harris gets nailed to the floor over the Essex Loves Veterans shite

Turns out Mr. High and Mighty, king of the virtue signallers himself, isn’t the bastion of morality that he so professes to be after all.

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He hasn’t replied to that last message, has he, because there is nothing that he can say in response that will paint him in any light other than the massive grifting twat that he is.

Glad to see the critics are living inside his head rent-free.

 

[Blue bunny]

I'm so glad Simon has virtue signalled my attention to the idea I shouldn't worry about my body.

Me and all the other women on the planet have so much to thank him for.

 

[lilykestrel]

I mean I'll take it that the Lib Dem leaflet could be construed that money that went to him came out of local gov money not central gov money. But ultimately the council did still pay him money that was given to them to use for their COVID response and it is fair enough to question whether that was the best use of that funding.

 

[IcanSpellBéchamel]

Surely the thick twat realises that there are 999,000 £20 notes with the prefix BJ?

Mind you, misspelling "mouldy" on his thrice-yearly unfunny banana joke doesn't fill anyone with confidence in his abilities.

 

[nothanksbabes]

Bullying?

I couldn't give a flying fuck if he'd spearheaded the mot successful social media campaign of a generation, he is not, has never been and will never be worth half a million quid of public money.

The tragic boomer "I was hacked!" shit is fucking embarassing too.

 

[Droosie123]

It’s beck fired on him though as nobody appears to understand what’s he’s on about, at least one response of “you used to be funny” which made me laugh.

 

[mchops]

1999 asbestos was banned in the UK. The legacy of asbestos will affect generations to come. I have to do a specialist course online for 4 hours every 2 years.
It's still used globally, still will be killing

 

[jf99]

I really can't stand this prick. Sorry if i'm over the top but he is just so unlikeable

Don't worry, you haven't gone nearly far enough...he's a cunt

 

[HotesTilaire]

Customer toilet in Aldi is usually a single cubicle for anyone to use

I’m not going in it if he’s been in

 

[Pkershaw]

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*Narrator*
“After 25 minutes of trying various poses, Simon finds the only angle where it isn’t obvious that he’s piled 2 stone back on.”

 

[Blue bunny]

After his suicide hint, I wondered if this public breakdown was for staged for sympathy/attention. It's really starting to feel like it.

 

[Seaford Haggington]

The relaunch off the back of a podcast episode is going well.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Breaking: Pranksters on internet make fun of internet prankster, he cries

 

[Pkershaw]

Amazing content. Thanks for bringing this to our attention, Simon. You continue to enrich our lives and shake the foundations of society with your important but also humorous observations.

On another note. Has there ever been a man in history who spends more time in public toilets than Simon? Except maybe George Michael. Does he even have a toilet in his own house or does he have to go to Tesco every time he needs a shit?

 

[Pkershaw]

He's posted about Wallace and Gromit/Gavin and Stacey 7 times in the last 2 days to farm likes, when he puts his own pictures up he struggles to break 100 likes. Professional Content Creator.

I’ve noticed this. His engagement stats show wild swings, from posts with low hundreds (poor for someone with 270k followers) to others with thousands of likes. While some posts are likely boosted, there’s a definite pattern which is unmistakable when you see it.

The only things that ever do relatively well are either screenshots of someone else’s tweets, or it’s him piggybacking onto something popular that he had nothing to do with.

All of his exclusively original content flops like a jelly on a wet mattress, without fail. That tedious, unhinged drivel about McDonald’s coffee cup lids: 192 likes. Yet another dire joke about bin day: 131 likes. Some weird post about Jacobs crackers being biscuits at Christmas (search me ): 74 likes. And so on….

Whereas, a simple screenshot of someone else’s tweet about the Wallace and Gromit movie: 4,300 likes

Lots of people see your stuff, Simon. But they only seem to like the things you’re not actually responsible for. What does that tell you?

 

[HotesTilaire]

What is his point? Where is the joke?

“Kids today, they don’t know they're born” means kids today don’t understand how hard things used to be?
Then he is on about smoking in maternity wards and asbestos, two bad things which were stopped because they cause death.
Then he takes the piss out of the older people (who experienced these harder things the youngsters don‘t) by saying “have a werthers”

Who is the butt of this? Young or old?

also, he is old. He looks old enough to be Mr Werthers.

 

[Fred Santos]

Some nutcase has said something he has described as a "serious threat" which the police have decided poses no threat and this has been caused by:

• Local, opposition councillors who dare to use the word "dubious"
• Local journalists (not exactly who you'd describe as Woodward and Bernstein), who dare to use the word "prankster" and publish information after a quiet hour corroborating information which O'Scamaghan didn't realise would be published online
• Ex colleagues "collaborating" (translation: speaking) to the above

I am just beginning to get the feeling, I am not sure why, that Simon might be a bit of an attention seeker....

 

[jf99]

I'm he'd got legal advice, I'm sure they'd have told him to stop the posting. He's just giving the other side more to work with.

He should let it drop and it would disappear. I don't know why he can't, most people would just lay low and hope it goes away but he can't stop shouting about it and draging his kids into it, to boot. I hope he can't see Facebook, nor any of his friends.

Desperate to try and rebuild his character and back to his 'glory days'...it's clearly absolutely killing him not being able to go back on Twitter because he knows he'll be destroyed in the comments everytime he posts.

Its too late Simon, you're finished.

 

[Blue bunny]

A little bit reformy?

He is so quick to forget he voted for Brexit.

 

[nothanksbabes]

If I were her I'd murder him and become a folk hero.

Triumphantly waving a flag fashioned from a Coca Cola tshirt.