Kids today don't know they're born, you never used to be able to hijack the good will of a cause on social media and act as a redundant middle man to handle donations for reasons, you had to go out and tin rattle on the streets face to face.
Simon Harris #7 Twagic
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Asbestos is, in fact, excellent insulation, and the people who became seriously ill and died from working with and installing it were generally working*-class men who had no idea that it would cause them lifelong breathing difficulties at best or aggressive and incurable lung cancer at worst. Of course, their employers likely did know, and the producers of asbestos were fully aware of the risks for years, but were more interested in profit than the safety of working men and their families.
Hilarious.
*Working - an alien concept to Simon - is when you go out and earn a living rather than taking hundreds of thousands of pounds of public money for a handful of social media slop comments that get next to zero engagement
Hilarious.
*Working - an alien concept to Simon - is when you go out and earn a living rather than taking hundreds of thousands of pounds of public money for a handful of social media slop comments that get next to zero engagement
1999 asbestos was banned in the UK. The legacy of asbestos will affect generations to come. I have to do a specialist course online for 4 hours every 2 years.
It's still used globally, still will be killing
It's still used globally, still will be killing
ETA but too late. It's every year we have to do the atac training . That's how dangerous this substance is. Nothing to be glib about .
Seems that the big return to Twitter is going great for you, Si 
Not a single positive reply or tweet about him since his glorious comeback. Lovely stuff.
Not a single positive reply or tweet about him since his glorious comeback. Lovely stuff.
Beautiful. Simon and that other Southend bleep Jack Monroe's names are bywords for grifting bullshitters on social media and it couldn't be more deserved.
Man Behaving Dadly (or Just Madly)
Simon Harris, a sight to behold,
A hairy big unit with stories retold.
T-Rex arms flapping, a roar in his chest,
In his tight Coca-Cola tee clinging to his… vest.
He’s the king of the scroll, the dad of the day,
Taking his kids to a chippy four hours away.
Was it open? Of course not—it’s all for the ‘Gram,
For clicks and attention (and maybe a spam).
Bandwagons beware, here comes the king,
From TikTok trends to the next big thing.
One day he’s justice, campaigning in style,
The next, he’s exposed with a guilty smile.
“Raise funds for the posties!” he cried with a cheer,
But behind the scenes, it was far less clear.
A scandal unfurled—oh how the tale bends—
Paid by Essex Council to post with his friends.
With Kirsty Callaghan smiling just right,
They filmed some content (it wasn’t quite tight).
Thousands were paid for what? Who knows?
Some blurry reels and matching clothes.
His man-boobs bounce with righteous flair,
As he lectures the masses from his swivel chair.
So here’s to Simon—Dadly in name,
A legend online, in the internet game.
But next time he travels for fish and chip views,
Let’s hope he checks Google… or reads the reviews.
Simon Harris, a sight to behold,
A hairy big unit with stories retold.
T-Rex arms flapping, a roar in his chest,
In his tight Coca-Cola tee clinging to his… vest.
He’s the king of the scroll, the dad of the day,
Taking his kids to a chippy four hours away.
Was it open? Of course not—it’s all for the ‘Gram,
For clicks and attention (and maybe a spam).
Bandwagons beware, here comes the king,
From TikTok trends to the next big thing.
One day he’s justice, campaigning in style,
The next, he’s exposed with a guilty smile.
“Raise funds for the posties!” he cried with a cheer,
But behind the scenes, it was far less clear.
A scandal unfurled—oh how the tale bends—
Paid by Essex Council to post with his friends.
With Kirsty Callaghan smiling just right,
They filmed some content (it wasn’t quite tight).
Thousands were paid for what? Who knows?
Some blurry reels and matching clothes.
His man-boobs bounce with righteous flair,
As he lectures the masses from his swivel chair.
So here’s to Simon—Dadly in name,
A legend online, in the internet game.
But next time he travels for fish and chip views,
Let’s hope he checks Google… or reads the reviews.
I love that the replies have more likes than he does. Look at the amount of views. "The reach, just look at the reach, gimme half a mil"
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Ahhh, if only you could see the impressions you'd know that tweet was actually incredibly popular.
Look at all of you's mocking Simon for his poor engagement stats. What you don't know is that Simon was driving down a dual carriage way this morning. There was a traffic jam on the other side of the road so he opened this tweet and held his phone out of the window as he drove past. All those drivers saw it, so they count, and the impression figures are massive. Checkmate to Simon, stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
The fact people deriding him get more likes than he does is A JOY. Thanks for coming back to Twitter, Simes!
Hahaha remember all the times he would boast about ratio-ing people.
you'd have thought he'd at least cleared out the guff from whatever that project was
Simon's pants? Scorchio!
The hits keep on rolling in. There genuinely isn’t one single tweet at or about him which isn’t slating him. And it’s great to see 
The hilarious thing is that the podcast Harris appeared on hasn't posted that interview to his own Twitter page. He knows better than to do that!
He did lose his account and lost everything on it. The most valuable thing with his Twitter account was his followers. If you shut down your twitter for longer than 30 days you lose the lot including the username and followers and anyone can register it.
It's possible he could have been the one posting the weather stuff, but it's more likely someone else registered it and he's bought it off them.
It's all pretty pointless, without the followers it's useless, a bit like him.
It's possible he could have been the one posting the weather stuff, but it's more likely someone else registered it and he's bought it off them.
It's all pretty pointless, without the followers it's useless, a bit like him.
I’m guessing this wasn’t really him and they e suspended it as he’s complained?
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Boring weather posts would suit him. Reposting somebody else's post pointing out the weather, then trying to take full credit
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