Simon Harris #7 Twagic
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Somebody wrote ' if you pull the string at the back it says octopus ' he really isn't well liked on Facebook
He moderates his comments hard. Must have notification turn on for everyone posting anything related to him. Why can't you answer questions if you have been proven innocent fatty? Fair reasonable questions.
Weird, he’s a big fan of cut n paste and recycling, you’d think he’d drop a reply.
Can we have this as the next thread title pwetty pwease?
Simon is suggesting we "wasted 80 minutes of our lives" listening to his faux "mea culpa" podcast appearance. I certainly didn't, I downloaded the transcript as text and asked chat gpt to summarise it. I tell you what I have wasted 80 minutes of my time on; probably much, much more. It's watching this: https://www.captiongenerator.com/v/2296521/simon-harris-downfall
He's back on twitter....
This could be interesting.
This could be interesting.
I admit I did waste some time watching it, all 30 seconds
I skipped ahead a bit to see him whinging about the debacle with the money. He grimaced and started chuntering under his breath like Muttley, and I honestly thought he was going to lose his temper. He really is an unpleasant little man.
Blimey, he must be desperate!
He was no doubt expecting his gushing supporters to celebrate the glorious homecoming of the prodigal prat, and it’s going swimmingly so far. 123 followers and a total of 2 likes. Or £15,000 worth of content in Simon Money.
Martin Lewis was sat having breakfast with his wife this morning, scrolling through his phone, when suddenly his face went white as a sheet. His coffee slipped from his hand, the mug smashing on the tiled floor.
“What’s wrong?!” asked Mrs. Lewis.
“He’s back,” he whispered with a look of dread. “HE’S BACK!!!!
”One thing that I find interesting is that he has his old username back. So that presumably means he never lost access to it. So it was him running that weird weather account? God he’s so strange.
Yeah what was that weather account all about? Also he categorically stated he'd lost his twitter account for good and yet it says he joined in 2012. Simon Harris lying? Who'd have thought it?He was no doubt expecting his gushing supporters to celebrate the glorious homecoming of the prodigal prat, and it’s going swimmingly so far. 123 followers and a total of 2 likes. Or £15,000 worth of content in Simon Money.
Martin Lewis was sat having breakfast with his wife this morning, scrolling through his phone, when suddenly his face went white as a sheet. His coffee slipped from his hand, the mug smashing on the tiled floor.
“What’s wrong?!” asked Mrs. Lewis.
“He’s back,” he whispered with a look of dread. “HE’S BACK!!!!
One thing that I find interesting is that he has his old username back. So that presumably means he never lost access to it. So it was him running that weird weather account? God he’s so strange.
Also, hi Simon. Why are you large again? What happened? Ozempic was costing too much?
I'm guessing whatever tf that hertfordshire weather account was was some sort of backup, alt account.
Deactivated/permadeleted og simonharris_mbd, changed the username on mystery weather to simonharris_mbd so as not to lose the handle. Now rebranded it back to himself.
Deactivated/permadeleted og simonharris_mbd, changed the username on mystery weather to simonharris_mbd so as not to lose the handle. Now rebranded it back to himself.
all we need is Henry Price or whatever his name was to rise from the ashes on Facebook and the band is truly back together
I’m so glad he’s back on Twitter. How did humanity ever get by without this type of dynamite content?
Thank you so much for your contribution to society, Simon. This is top drawer content cweation
Thank you so much for your contribution to society, Simon. This is top drawer content cweation
All these comments just live in his head. It's so odd. Every single thing is so dated too. He's always been pitiful but this this is tunneling through the bottom of the barrel.
Nobody is laughing with you
Nobody is laughing with you
What lies behind all this is a sneering condescension of more conservative leaning, older types who don’t subscribe to Simon’s (fake) “fashionable” world views.
“Calm down and enjoy your Werthers”
BURN
That is, of course, a zinger of a retort from our Mic-Dropping-Simon, but what he really means is, “Shutup, old man.”
“Calm down and enjoy your Werthers”
BURN
That is, of course, a zinger of a retort from our Mic-Dropping-Simon, but what he really means is, “Shutup, old man.”
What is his point? Where is the joke?
“Kids today, they don’t know they're born” means kids today don’t understand how hard things used to be?
Then he is on about smoking in maternity wards and asbestos, two bad things which were stopped because they cause death.
Then he takes the piss out of the older people (who experienced these harder things the youngsters don‘t) by saying “have a werthers”
Who is the butt of this? Young or old?
also, he is old. He looks old enough to be Mr Werthers.
“Kids today, they don’t know they're born” means kids today don’t understand how hard things used to be?
Then he is on about smoking in maternity wards and asbestos, two bad things which were stopped because they cause death.
Then he takes the piss out of the older people (who experienced these harder things the youngsters don‘t) by saying “have a werthers”
Who is the butt of this? Young or old?
also, he is old. He looks old enough to be Mr Werthers.
How on earth did the world cope for a year without this hilarious content. 
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