Simon Harris #7 Twagic

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5 minutes on chat gpt and this... It's actually found and concluded stuff I didn't in all cases direct it towards

Remarkable really...

Simon Harris’s self-mythologised journey from Facebook dad-joker to pandemic communicator is increasingly hard to take at face value. Contracted by Essex County Council (ECC) to produce shareable content during the COVID-19 pandemic, Harris now casts himself as a maverick innovator persecuted for his creativity. In reality, his story reads more like an exercise in personal brand protection, political opportunism, and institutional naivety.

Years before COVID, Harris was already cultivating an online identity — combative, proudly anti-Brexit, left-leaning, and deeply partisan. Yet in 2017, The Guardian featured him in an article exploring how misinformation spread during UK elections. The accounts in that article were associated with pro-Brexit, conspiratorial tactics, casting doubt on mainstream narratives. That Harris was even tangentially linked to a misinformation monitoring group that platformed the very tactics he now rails against reveals a stark contradiction. Since then, his online persona has doubled down on opposing Brexit, right-wing politics, and disinformation — apparently forgetting his earlier proximity to all three.

When the pandemic hit, ECC appointed him to lead their public health messaging — bypassing standard procurement, qualifications, and strategy in favour of viral reach. The result was a campaign heavy on memes and cartoon seagulls but light on clarity or professionalism. Public money was poured into content that often trivialised serious issues. And behind the humour was a far murkier arrangement: Harris received substantial sums and acted as an informal paymaster, distributing funds to unnamed collaborators with no proper governance structure in place.

He now insists he acted in good faith, yet also admits it was a mistake — an “extremely wrong and regrettable” one, in line with ECC’s internal findings. He claims he was told to do it by multiple people in the council, yet refuses to name any of them. He says he was shut out of scrutiny processes, yet also acknowledges he declined to participate due to mental health. The contradictions pile up — all while he carefully curates a story in which he is the embattled truth-teller, rather than a central figure in a badly run and questionably ethical project.

To bolster his image, Harris regularly trots out a photograph of himself meeting the then-Prince Charles at a 2022 Meta event. He frames this as proof of legitimacy, but omits two key facts. First, the Meta invitation predated the financial scandal entirely. And second — more tellingly — the original photo included Kirsty O’Callaghan, ECC’s then–Head of Strengthening Communities and Harris’s primary point of contact. In more recent uses of the image, O’Callaghan has been cropped out, her existence quietly erased.

This isn’t a minor aesthetic tweak. It’s emblematic of the entire affair: image management over transparency. O’Callaghan, who left ECC in 2022, has since come under criticism for her role in awarding contracts and working closely with external individuals with whom she had personal or undisclosed relationships. After leaving ECC, she reportedly established a private venture offering similar services, later securing work from other councils — raising significant concerns about conflicts of interest, ethical oversight, and the so-called "revolving door" between public office and private gain.

That Harris continues to trade on that royal photo — now conspicuously cropped to exclude O’Callaghan — while ignoring the context of their collaboration is not just misleading, it’s calculated. It reinforces a version of events in which he appears independently celebrated, rather than part of a deeply compromised project steered by questionable leadership.

He also leans heavily on a handful of glowing internal and academic reviews of the campaign, presenting them as vindication. Yet these evaluations lacked independence, methodological integrity, and often involved close collaborators. They offered soft metrics like likes and impressions, not impact on health outcomes or value for money.

Meanwhile, any legitimate questioning of the campaign — from opposition councillors, journalists, or even members of the public — is immediately reframed as trolling or politically motivated abuse. Harris invokes the online harassment he’s received as an all-purpose shield against accountability, creating an environment where transparency becomes taboo and all scrutiny is written off as cruelty.

The truth is simpler, and less flattering: Simon Harris was never the public health innovator he claims to be. He was a politically charged entertainer given too much responsibility, with too little oversight, in a time of national crisis. His prior entanglement with disinformation ecosystems, followed by his self-reinvention as an anti-misinformation champion, reveals a pattern of calculated contradiction. His selective memory, curated narratives, and post-scandal PR strategy are not the marks of a persecuted civil hero — they are the moves of a man who knows exactly how to play the platform.

This wasn’t public service. It was reputational theatre.
 
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I read "will this cause any more tit" as "I hope this causes more tit" but it looks like nobody has noticed

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Well at least there's one comment

Oh

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Well stuff always gets more traction on the MBD page

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Well there's one comment

Never mind eh

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Unfortunately for large si his stream of revenue has gone.
He is a online dinosaur that people hadn't really heard of anyway. He was never a popular content creator, he stole plenty but with little reach.
You are a large old man si, the internet has left you behind on Facebook, only old people use it.
You may well have to get a job if the octopus referral links have left you short.
 
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I love that Simon’s big moment to reveal the truth came in an appearance on a podcast touted as “delving into true crime”
Delving into true crime on a media platform with woeful interaction statistics.

Almost perfect. The only way it could be more on-brand is if “Mr. Luvvie” was using my taxes to fund a kit-kat chunky snorting habit.
 
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Hey everyone, Happy "banana in the lunchbox joke" day. Seems to come round quicker all the time.
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Good God. You’re right. It’s astounding. This man is mentally ill. He’s like a clapping seal at the zoo. Performing the same trick all the time to make someone throw a bit of fish at him.

It comes around more often nowadays because he’s made it a multi-purpose gag. At the start of the half term break, you need to take the banana out the lunchbox so it doesn’t mutate into the zombie thing, then at the end of the half term break, you forgot to take it out so you find the zombie thing. It’s so clever.
 
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That podcast is hysterically awful. The guy has 37 followers!
 
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That podcast is hysterically awful. The guy has 37 followers!
 
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He's also clearly put that banana in there for the "joke". Where's the other lunch detritus otherwise?
 
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Sorry can't delete my multi post. I'm like Simon posting the same thing over and over again. I wonder if it's the same banana he has in his props cupboard.
 
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Just been on Octopus website and they clearly say the referral code is to share with friends and family not to spam on every post you make on your 'business' page
 
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