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How could a councillor who has heard all the accusations against this imbicile think a photo op is a good idea? Perhaps private eye should have a look at this fella. The company he keeps is grifters
 
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How could a councillor who has heard all the accusations against this imbicile think a photo op is a good idea? Perhaps private eye should have a look at this fella. The company he keeps is grifters
Huge reduction in councillors can't come soon enough.
 
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Can we set up another film night, but it’s a rouse to give those two a wash and a shave?
 
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At the risk of sounding like I’m making a mouldy banana joke, that Coca-Cola T-shirt has definitely been exposed to enough germs and biological material over the years to have evolved into a sentient being, capable of experiencing feelings of jealousy. I picture him at home crumpled up on Si’s bedroom floor, a fresh grease stain down the front from last nights kebab, weeping because Nakatomi Plaza got picked for the big Die Hard film night 😢
 
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Hooray!!!!! 🥳

He got so excited that he ran with one of his all time greatest hits a few days early! Probably still seething after that bearded Simon-wannabe beat him to it last year. He wasn’t going to let that happen again!

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Oh for duck sake. This bloke is mentally ill.

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He failed
Hooray!!!!! 🥳

He got so excited that he ran with one of his all time greatest hits a few days early! Probably still seething after that bearded Simon-wannabe beat him to it last year. He wasn’t going to let that happen again!

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Oh for duck sake. This bloke is mentally ill.

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He failed. That other guy did it on the 18th. And again today because it is just so funny.



 
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He’s absolutely obsessed with poo and toilet humour. So disgusting.

He must spend his days walking through the world, looking at mundane, every-day items and going, “that looks a bit like bumhole. That looks like poo hehehe. Oh look, a cake that looks a bit like one of Wachels shirt potatoes hehehe.” It truly is the brain of a 5-year-old. And the worst thing about it is that he seems to think it’s a respectable career as long as he posts it on Facebook and gets 60 likes. Moron.

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He’s absolutely obsessed with poo and toilet humour. So disgusting.

He must spend his days walking through the world, looking at mundane, every-day items and going, “that looks a bit like bumhole. That looks like poo hehehe. Oh look, a cake that looks a bit like one of Wachels shirt potatoes hehehe.” It truly is the brain of a 5-year-old. And the worst thing about it is that he seems to think it’s a respectable career as long as he posts it on Facebook and gets 60 likes. Moron.

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He'd better get in touch with the product development team ASAP to tell them how to do their job, I'm sure they'll sling him £500k for the useless advice.
 
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He’s absolutely obsessed with poo and toilet humour. So disgusting.

He must spend his days walking through the world, looking at mundane, every-day items and going, “that looks a bit like bumhole. That looks like poo hehehe. Oh look, a cake that looks a bit like one of Wachels shirt potatoes hehehe.” It truly is the brain of a 5-year-old. And the worst thing about it is that he seems to think it’s a respectable career as long as he posts it on Facebook and gets 60 likes. Moron.

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It is an idiot narrating its imbecile day.
 
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He’s absolutely obsessed with poo and toilet humour. So disgusting.

He must spend his days walking through the world, looking at mundane, every-day items and going, “that looks a bit like bumhole. That looks like poo hehehe. Oh look, a cake that looks a bit like one of Wachels shirt potatoes hehehe.” It truly is the brain of a 5-year-old. And the worst thing about it is that he seems to think it’s a respectable career as long as he posts it on Facebook and gets 60 likes. Moron.

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cOnTeNt CrEaToR
 
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He’s now moved to defending someone who isn’t remotely upset or asking to be defended. Laura is a professional actress and is aware how people react to her character, it’s her job and knows she’s done a brilliant one when people say “they hate Sonia”. But content cweator Simon has found a way to make a Xmas programme with a massive following all about him, despite not being asked to or any hint that theirs is some kind of backlash. He is basically spreading fake news at this point.
 

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That is his schtick now, anything remotely like that he can piggyback on like women's football he is all over. He even did it after watching the Linford Christie documentary, he thinks watching a documentary and vomiting out a paragraph afterwards means he should be paid handsomely for his work.
 
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He’s now moved to defending someone who isn’t remotely upset or asking to be defended. Laura is a professional actress and is aware how people react to her character, it’s her job and knows she’s done a brilliant one when people say “they hate Sonia”. But content cweator Simon has found a way to make a Xmas programme with a massive following all about him, despite not being asked to or any hint that theirs is some kind of backlash. He is basically spreading fake news at this point.
Omg. I literally have not seen one nasty comment about the actress. Instead masses of praise for her being able to convey such a ghastly character in only two episodes.
Most likely Fatty watched and hated her and assumed everyone else did too. And what does his 'this is Britain' have to do with anything? He really hates his fellow citizens doesn't he?
 
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That is his schtick now, anything remotely like that he can piggyback on like women's football he is all over. He even did it after watching the Linford Christie documentary, he thinks watching a documentary and vomiting out a paragraph afterwards means he should be paid handsomely for his work.
It’s laughable, mainly as noone has got confused with the actress and the character. This kind of public focus on her character is exactly what an actress wants, it’s how you win awards and get more roles. So he’s basically saying people are stupid for confusing them when no one has even done that, yet again making a assumption about the stupidity of people 🤦🏼‍♀️
 
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This is a pathological need to showcase his virtue and intellect—the self-appointed CEO of morality with a knack for turning the most mundane things into smug, condescending lectures aimed at all those nasty, ignorant bigotty types. As always, it’s all about inflating his own ego, a hallmark of his narcissistic personality disorder.

Simon, you’re not proving how big and clever you are by dunking on some random Twitter user who can’t tell the difference between an actress and a character. Anyone with sense just ignores those idiots. But no, you see it as the perfect opportunity for a self-aggrandising crusade of virtue signalling. twit.
 
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Omg. I literally have not seen one nasty comment about the actress. Instead masses of praise for her being able to convey such a ghastly character in only two episodes.
Only thing I've seen in addition is people noting that she'd not been able to enjoy Pre-Broadcast Press Touring that the rest of the Cast did. So she should totally get her moment for playing the role as well as she did!
 
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Only thing I've seen in addition is people noting that she'd not been able to enjoy Pre-Broadcast Press Touring that the rest of the Cast did. So she should totally get her moment for playing the role as well as she did!
Only thing I've seen in addition is people noting that she'd not been able to enjoy Pre-Broadcast Press Touring that the rest of the Cast did. So she should totally get her moment for playing the role as well as she did!
surely it’s certainly something she agreed to in her contract though. If it’s the difference between attending a screening which I see others said she was ill for and a brilliant reveal I’m sure she didn’t mind. The main thing is that she hadn’t insinuated anything at all but yey his followers seem to be frothing themselves into oblivion 😂
 
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