Simon Harris #7 Twagic

[Jelly Bean]

Dubious?
Blimey that almost a compliment when you think of the offensive drivel he has churned out.
Fantasising about lactating bweasts and shirt potatoes, as previously mentioned the invitation to 'spread your legs' for a cervical smear test, his verging on wacist takes on Barry and Clive.
Honestly Simon, I'd take 'dubious' if I was you.

 

[lilykestrel]

Should rebrand to The Dubious M.B.D

 

[Lazarus]

Who owns the Essex is United fab page? Was it his and the council paid him to post on it, or was it theirs and he’s still using it?

 

[lilykestrel]

Who owns the Essex is United fab page? Was it his and the council paid him to post on it, or was it theirs and he’s still using it?

I think the page started as a "collaboration" but it was never owned by the council, it's Simon's now. Or 'the admins', which I'm guessing is just Simon.

 

[Pkershaw]

Who owns the Essex is United fab page? Was it his and the council paid him to post on it, or was it theirs and he’s still using it?

In one of his dissertations, he mentioned that after the council informed him they wouldn’t renew his contract, he offered to keep sharing posts on the page for them anyway. He tearfully recounted that their response was to completely ignore him and promptly remove him from their distribution emails.

What’s truly baffling is his apparent inability to see the irony of repeatedly insisting that paying him hundreds of thousands of pounds was great value for money while simultaneously offering to do exactly the same thing for free

 

[Seaford Haggington]

In one of his dissertations, he mentioned that after the council informed him they wouldn’t renew his contract, he offered to keep sharing posts on the page for them anyway. He tearfully recounted that their response was to completely ignore him and promptly remove him from their distribution emails.

What’s truly baffling is his apparent inability to see the irony of repeatedly insisting that paying him hundreds of thousands of pounds was great value for money while simultaneously offering to do exactly the same thing for free

At least they could eventually see his work has no value. He seems to still think it does.

 

[ochebalboa]

He’s the type of parasite to try and bring out a Christmas song

 

[Darvos]

He’s the type of parasite to try and bring out a Christmas song

If it wasn’t for the vulnerable folks he’d exploit as human shields to make it I’d completely be here for that, with a giant bowl of glittery, gingerbread-spiced popcorn. And I don’t like popcorn.

 

[lilykestrel]

"Simply ... having ... a dubious Christmas time"

 

[Clovis]

 

[anniemouse]

He’s the type of parasite to try and bring out a Christmas song

Don’t give him ideas

 

[Pkershaw]

He’s the type of parasite to try and bring out a Christmas song

oh he’s been there, done that when it comes to utterly tit satiwical Chwistmas songs.

He was the genius behind the lywics for this comedy masterpiece years ago.

This link comes with a health warning. I shan’t be held accountable for anybody ending up in A&E with split sides after watching this. So click at your own risk.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Not sitting through that. I am not good with cringe. Just how bad is it? Is it worse than that Captain Tom single where he sounds like he’s recording it at gunpoint?

 

[Pkershaw]

Not sitting through that. I am not good with cringe. Just how bad is it? Is it worse than that Captain Tom single where he sounds like he’s recording it at gunpoint?

I guarantee you’d be able to predict exactly what it’s like without needing to listen to it. Classic try-hard Hawwis, thinking he’s dropping dynamite satirical wit with something that sounds like the result of a bad GCSE project.

 

[Blue bunny]

He's really not funny at all, I wonder where the idea he is came from.

 

[Jelly Bean]

I guarantee you’d be able to predict exactly what it’s like without needing to listen to it. Classic try-hard Hawwis, thinking he’s dropping dynamite satirical wit with something that sounds like the result of a bad GCSE project.

I'm still laughing at his edgy take of old people smelling of piss.

What a horrible unkind twit he really is.

 

[Blue bunny]

I winced and turned off at that point. He's vile.

 

[Fred Santos]

It's always the little details that give away what people really think

When talking about his infant daughter

" I took a photo of her in the cow onesie and just and I sometimes take photos of the kids i think what would be a good story to turn this into?"

 

[Jelly Bean]

It's always the little details that give away what people really think

When talking about his infant daughter

" I took a photo of her in the cow onesie and just and I sometimes take photos of the kids i think what would be a good story to turn this into?"

Yes very telling Si. 'How can I exploit my children' being his first thought.
It doesn't even make sense - jokes about vegans kicking his daughter out of soft play for wearing a cow onesie - vegans don't object to cows

 

[Fred Santos]

"when this is all over we'll have a big celebration"

Dated Aprill 2020



Having by that point already been paid £35,000 and going on to recieve just shy of £100,000 in that year alone I am sure that is exactly what you were all thinking.