Simon Harris #5 Mr Harris, who was a popular figure on the internet

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mchops

Lazarus said:
This is a guy with no male pals and if shows.
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He's not sitting with me. It's a shame not all southend news network is archived because some was so racist sexist under the guise of being satire . It wasn't satire. It was this unfunny fat bollock either spouting his opinions or being so thick he can't even copy the onion (americas finest news source)
 
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Pkershaw

I genuinely think he’s desperate for cash at this stage. That’s what all of these affiliate links, Temu shite and wanky napkins are all about. I honestly don’t think he’s intelligent enough for this to be some kind of elaborate distraction technique.

He is such an arrogant arsehole that he would definitely have thought the Kirsty grift was going to last forever. No way was he frugal with the loot. He’s run out of cash and is so devoid of any skills that might land him a job beyond being a Deliveroo driver, so he’s at desperate flailing stage now. And it’s wonderful to see.

But how are there still morons supporting him? His Man Behaving Dadly page and his Simon Harris profile are now identical and he just posts the same shite on each. They both look like when your mates profile gets hacked by a bot and starts sending you weird scam adverts. How long until we’re on to Simon’s tips to become a crypto currency millionaire or P^U^S^S^Y^^I^N^^B^I^O posts?
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Don’t forget the borderline paedophilic articles about 8-year-olds wanting to shag their teachers or getting caught watching Pornhub, or his repeated fetishistic references to breastfeeding and “shirt potatoes”
 
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Jelly Bean

Honestly why can't the tedious cunt just fuck off forever. I genuinely am starting to think there is something wrong with him as he appears to have no awareness of what an utter prat he is. I cannot think of an acquaintance of mine who would have such little self respect.
 
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Ronlonglegs

The tea towel company website appears to have a Suffolk address whereas he lives in Hockley Essex.
 
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Seaford Haggington

The only thing that is anywhere close to it is the person who thought they could sell Herbalife to their Facebook friends and just ended up alienating most of them.
 
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Blue bunny

The address is a virtual office. Its nothing more than a virtual PO box. You don't need one where you live.
 
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CookieZippy




Oh please can you just fuck off forever Simon? You're just not normal. But give us the banana gag one last time on the way out. We know it's coming soon.
 
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Blue bunny

Seaford Haggington said:
The only thing that is anywhere close to it is the person who thought they could sell Herbalife to their Facebook friends and just ended up alienating most of them.
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That what makes me think he has spent all the money because he's spent a long time gaining his following to risk destroying it with temu sponsoring and overpriced hankies.

It's also just so degrading when he's still being paid for his £250k a Yr contract.
 
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MurielSnark

Should've spent more time and energy learning some marketable, transferable skills and building honest relationships and a professional reputation, and less time arsing around on the internet with stupid jokes nobody needs.
 
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Fred Santos

Just a reminder everyone. Mid and South Essex ICB, which is O'Callaghan's old gig, has been using delaying tactics with regards to the FOI request. It is now marked as "long overdue". The request really had boiled down to "what payments or discussions" were had with Simon and the gang. Becuase they cannot argue that all of O'Callaghans emails had gone missing - as she only just left - they will have to publish all the grubby little email exchanges and will confirm that O'Callaghan arranged for him to be paid - possibly hundreds of thousands pounds.

But why would she have done that? Not just at ECC but the same trick at Mid and South Essex ICB?

Why should Simon, and only Simon get so handsomely rewarded for actvities that couldn't be justified and confected as a result of the pandemic.

I will tell you why. It us because her £100K salary just wasn't quite enough.

Simon, you colluded with this arrangement.

You are better off being honest now. You are not protecting yourself, you are making things worse for yourself.
 
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StatusWoe

I don't know the ins and outs of this story yet, but it raises the question, how common is this arrangement? Surely he can't be the only person benefiting from a contract like the one with the ECC? Do councils really think this is a reasonable way to spend their limited money?

eta: stating the obvious, I know...
 
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Pkershaw

Fred Santos said:
I will tell you why. It us because her £100K salary just wasn't quite enough.

Simon, you colluded with this arrangement.

You are better off being honest now. You are not protecting yourself, you are making things worse for yourself.
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I’ve long suspected that he was pushing a brown envelope through the letterbox at O’Callaghan Towers every time one of these big payments landed in Swindler Simon’s bank account. That why she took him everywhere she went. Pair of crooks.
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It probably goes on a lot but the people who are up to their necks in corruption and ripping off of the public purse, tend to keep their head down and not attract attention to themselves. And they also tend not to spend the rest of their time piously preaching from their holier-than-thou high horse about how evil the tories are, and what a great person they are.

Moron Harris did the total opposite. Whore himself out, desperately seeking attention in the most irritating ways, deliberately shit-stirring, stoking division and building an army of haters who would love to see him crash and burn. Sanctimonious wanker. All the while, he left behind a trail of evidence proving he was a total hypocrite and the complete opposite of the whole fake persona he’d built. I think Simon’s biggest problem is that he is literally as thick as shit. This guy is just such a gormless fuckwit
 
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Pkershaw

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Oh please can you just fuck off forever Simon? You're just not normal. But give us the banana gag one last time on the way out. We know it's coming soon.
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The comments under this post on the Man Behaving Like a Cunt page are just so, so tedious. These people are ill. How do they not realise that they’re exactly the same as the people they’re mocking, just on the opposite side of the political divide?

Get a life, you tiresome bores!!!


 
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lilykestrel



off spending that £100 pre-paid Tesco gift card we had to buy to persuade our followers to sign up so we can get £3 cashback, are we?
 
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CookieZippy

Toddler? I thought his youngest child, who he couldn't even be arsed to update his bio to include was almost school age?


Regardless of that, why would you hand that thing to a young child?
 
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Also_smoke_and_mirrors

'Content creator'... he makes Facebook posts ffs. I had no idea that every time I post about how annoying it is the train is full of people, or when I comment on current affairs that I'm creating content.
 
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