The Sky News video is up! I think his desperation for fame is behind a lot of the fundraising plus what ever cash he's managing to swindle
Simon Harris #3 pratt numpty - global authority on building materials
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I can’t wait for him to be on sky news when they’re reporting about him being a massive scammer.
I ask myself that every day, pal
Simple Simon tweeted this *three* times in the space of ten minutes earlier. Once in reply to an MP, once quote-tweeting the MP, and once replying to his beloved wank fantasty Vorders. Get the message Simon, it wasn't funny the first time. Like your prism shelter zinger that no one laughed at any time you posted that
(And you're no stranger to buffets are you tubby?)
Why does he dress like his last lesson of the day was P.E and he just threw his uniform on over his kit for the bus journey home?
His face looks like he’s in the local paper complaining about potholes or his bin not being emptied
"My DFS order was delayed by three weeks and my wife and I had to sit on deckchairs"
What’s this poking through……
Could it be…
holidays are coming, holidays are coming, tis the season it’s always the real thing!
That T-shirt would survive a nuclear blast and still somehow fit him afterwards.
Could it be…
holidays are coming, holidays are coming, tis the season it’s always the real thing! That T-shirt would survive a nuclear blast and still somehow fit him afterwards.
Why does he always look like he's been in the sun a lot? Bit boozy are you si?
This would make quite an interesting appearance in the local papers by Simons standards. He once wrote to Echo News because his kids teacher gave him a Kit-Kat.
Yeah I noticed that slippers for the elderly was his latest thing. Has the gofundme launched yet?
Omg I thought you were both joking
Is this true?
How does he earn a living these days assuming he's not skimming a 'wage' off the donations?
Hammer meet nailOmg I thought you were both joking
Is this true?
How does he earn a living these days assuming he's not skimming a 'wage' off the donations?
He really is covering for something else isn't he. There is a secret
bleeping hell 
Are they his slippers or his wife's who definitely hasn't left?
Are they his slippers or his wife's who definitely hasn't left?
lol at this reply. Why publicise existing schemes when you can make out it was your own idea / (and then GoFundMe / give the cash to the people who were doing it anyway?)
They're the ones he hangs on his bedroom doorknob when he's "chatting to vorderman"bleeping hell
I wouldn't even put them on to take the bin out in!
PS- "chatting to Vorderman"- you win tattle today Livia
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