Are we sure it was the Ozempic and not the organic wheatgerm porridge or whatever the fuck Gwynnie probably serves for dinner?
Are we sure it was the Ozempic and not the organic wheatgerm porridge or whatever the fuck Gwynnie probably serves for dinner?So who do we reckon is the Ozempic celebrity who shat the bed Gwyneth Paltrow’s Hamptons mansion?
You can imagine the producer calling the sound editor:This is why I could never apply for Bake Off. I mean, I’d be shite at breads and pastry and cake decorating but if he offered me a handshake for my cookies I don’t think the telly folks would broadcast my “ew fuck off you slimy cunt” retort.
What on earth do you mean?That face Paul Hollywood pulls when he's trying to show off his blue eyes makes my vagina seal up.
Is Paul the reason the color saturation is always turned up so high on Bake-Off? His eyes are practically glowing at times. Also, he gives fuck-me eyes to literally everyone.You can imagine the producer calling the sound editor:
“Sorry mate but uh, we have had the usual problem during the intros……Yep, yep, same issue as always - he's a “slimy“ one today though hahaha…...Absolutely! it’s nice to have a change from “massive” and “utter”.….nah, nah, my favourites are still “pastry-brained” and “flat soufflé-arsed”….he kept asking the crew to only film him from the front after that one, hahahahahaha…nah, no chance, that episode had more arse shots than Huw Edward’s photo album….yeah, cheers, thanks for sorting it mate, Bye!”
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What on earth do you mean?
Even then it's relatively rare, AFAIK.Not to rich and famous people, but there have been a few instances of ordinary folk losing jobs or academic positions because of some keyboard warriors taking offence at something minor.
This one seems to be activeCan someone make a Glasto thread please? I have no clue how to do one
Ah thank you , I saw that when I searched but it was last years and didn’t have current comments when I lookedThis one seems to be active
Glastonbury 2023 #2 because we haven't finished talking about music yet
Just in case anyone wants to head back to the times where we were all obsessed with Mongolian folk metal 🤘 - The Hu's set from last year is now on Spotify / other streaming services!tattle.life
I smell a podcastAlso came here to find out if anyone knows who shat Gwyneth's bed......
Amber Turd!Was it Amber Heard again?
Just comment and resurrect it. It'll liven up as Glasto gets started.Ah thank you , I saw that when I searched but it was last years and didn’t have current comments when I looked
It's not the size but if he knows how to use it. Personally I think he'd be a shit lover. I liked his Dr Who but he seems to be a bit of a cunt irl.A friend of a friend has said that he is known as David Ten inch in theatre land!Not sure how much truth there is in that.
https://giphy.com/y4VvyNWvic1KaU0Nl7And she caused a nun to die from stress because what she wanted was more important than anything else.
Article about it
I thought it was just me that noticed the picture is Technicolor on Bake Off! By coincidence, Mary Berry's got lovely bright blue eyes which I first noticed on the show. PH is such a smug git though.Is Paul the reason the color saturation is always turned up so high on Bake-Off? His eyes are practically glowing at times. Also, he gives fuck-me eyes to literally everyone.
Shite I hope so I blasted straight in with it upthread.
(Are we allowed to use cunt on this thread?)
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