Secret Celebrity Gossip #165

[Cupid_Stunt]

As an aside has anyone seen the Bratpack documentary by Andrew McCarthy? Looks interesting. I had completely forgotten Emilio Estevez was engaged to Demi Moore before she found out he'd fathered two children with his 'ex'.

Where can you watch it in the UK?

Edit: I’ve just seen it’s not available in the UK until July 5th when it’s out on Disney+

 

[UnknownTattler]

Right, I KNOW I am going to regret asking this, but here goes….

Richard Armitage shagging a cushion?

Can someone please explain?

(Sorry to everyone else on the thread.)

It looked like this. My 20 year long crush on Richard Armitage has never been so tested

 

[Sideboard Bob]

She does have the perfect figure for Regency clothing: pert boobs, round face with small features, slightly rounded arms and body and small hands.

I just think she’s gorgeous, and, it’s nice to see a celebrity woman who’s not been on the ozempic

 

[shellie]

It looked like this. My 20 year long crush on Richard Armitage has never been so tested

It's not that he is unattractive as he is but Richard just doesn't do it for me. This is why I was surprised when after watching The Hobbit and deciding Thorin was sex on legsthat I found out it was Richard playing him.

It was the same with Orlando Bloom. When he is himself with the brunette hair, nothing is stirring but when the blond wig when on....yum.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Same with Viggo Mortenson 'Aragorn'. In civvies still a lovely man and a ride, but in character dear lord

 

[Sjc_80]

It's not that he is unattractive as he is but Richard just doesn't do it for me. This is why I was surprised when after watching The Hobbit and deciding Thorin was sex on legsthat I found out it was Richard playing him.

It was the same with Orlando Bloom. When he is himself with the brunette hair, nothing is stirring but when the blond wig when on....yum.

It's the Just for Men beard that turn my stomach. Same with his hair. I just can't...

 

[Tookster]

I just laughed all the way through the gogglebox scene. However I couldn't help thinking of her as Claire from Derry girls.

I saw a clip of her doing her Claire voice whilst in her Penelope clothing - Twas hilarious

 

[Loobox]

Right, I KNOW I am going to regret asking this, but here goes….

Richard Armitage shagging a cushion?

Can someone please explain?

(Sorry to everyone else on the thread.)

I completely misread this as Richard Arnold which makes it even worse IMO

 

[L3moning]

Why does Taylor Swift keep releasing endless editions of her album? To keep other artists off the number one spot? It feels very mean girls.

"Why'd you have to be so ... mean"

 

[thegirlscout]

Just went for a nosey. Apparently her surname was Angel Adoree before she became Strawbridge! Great name for a drag act.

Her real name is Angela Newman. As Angel Adoree she had a cute book about tea parties that I got my sister in law. She (my SIL) likes the recipes in there.

 

[PeteM]

It's the Just for Men beard that turn my stomach. Same with his hair. I just can't...

I think men dying their bread is a great look. If you want to look like a nonce, that is.

 

[tuberculosis]

Now this doesn't count as tea, but it's petty and silly and so it's my thing.

Jameela Jamil was just at the wedding of a friend of a friend. It does seem she's legit close to the bride and/or groom - I think James Blake played some songs at the wedding. Anyway, she posted pictures on Instagram Stories with captions like "MY BEST FRIEND GOT MARRIED!!"

A few days later, the bride shared something about how her best friend was also her favourite writer, and linked to an article NOT BY JAMEELA. Subtle burn.
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People need to stop chucking things at Farage. It’ll take us to a dangerous place again. The only thing people should be throwing at him is questions.

I agree, but we are already in a dangerous place. Rosie Duffield isn't able to attend hustings events in the constituency she represents because of violent threats from extremists. I honestly can't understand why anyone would want to be a public figure these days.

 

[PeteM]

I know a few people who've been offered comedy TV presenting jobs and have shied away from it for the very reason of the abuse they'll get on social media (just because anyone who has a public profile gets this). They've stuck to doing comedy writing instead.

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

The escape to the chateau pair do ir too- you pay to go and work in their gardens

I get seriously bad vibes from this pair.

 

[tuberculosis]

I'm always suprised that someone had sex with Jacob Rees-Mogg six times. And that someone shagged Roy Keane five times.

I'd shag Roy Keane five times a day, hot damn!
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He's a prick but he wasnt bad looking back in the dayView attachment 2990746

I think he's better now...
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Eh Roy Keane was/is sexy af.

One thousand percent.
I'm someone who completely abhors violence, and all that Hard Man tit. I get really shaky and queasy if I witness violence in real life. So why is it that when Gary Neville is going over all Roy's red cards, I find it adorable and weirdly attractive when he admits he "tried to punch him" and all that? Roy has just got the magic!

 

[Chocolategoggler]

Did you see the pictures in the media of Roy Keane hiding behind a pillar to escape fans?

Hilarious moment Roy Keane HIDES from German selfie-hunters

Hilarious moment Roy Keane HIDES from German selfie-hunters

Prior to the opening Euros match, Keane went sightseeing with Ian Wright, who posted a TikTok which showed the Irishman hiding from a fan asking for selfies at a mall in Berlin.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[tuberculosis]

Did you see the pictures in the media of Roy Keane hiding behind a pillar to escape fans?

Hilarious moment Roy Keane HIDES from German selfie-hunters

Hilarious moment Roy Keane HIDES from German selfie-hunters

Prior to the opening Euros match, Keane went sightseeing with Ian Wright, who posted a TikTok which showed the Irishman hiding from a fan asking for selfies at a mall in Berlin.

www.dailymail.co.uk

JUST WHEN I THINK I COULDN'T LOVE HIM MORE.

 

[sistersofpercy]

I think men dying their bread is a great look. If you want to look like a nonce, that is.

Dying their bread is just how they roll......

 

[Shez80]

The only issue I have with Roy Keane is that his name is Roy...

 

[Restless Native]

The only issue I have with Roy Keane is that his name is Roy...

And his middle name is Maurice