With apologies to Roberta Flack...
"Stroking my clit with his fingers
Slurring his words with a smile
Rimming me softly with his tongue
Rimming me softly with his tongue"
Here, here. They are all disgusting!Well, my 2p on the bacon sarnie debate is that I’m vegetarian and have been for the past 25 years. How come the boffins of this Earth can put a man on the moon, but they can’t create a decent veggie bacon?!
I thought the Twilight couple had 4 kids? And Sophie Cumberbatch is also a people trafficking drug dealer.not to mention the ones that think kristen stewart and robert pattinson are still in a relationship and have two secret children
i was genuinely worried for cumberbatch’s wife (sophie?) for a little while with the stuff being said about her being a russian sex worker who was blackmailing him. it seems to have died down a little but i agree that tumblr just gives these people a change to talk with and almost show off to each other so the theories just get crazy and crazier.
louis tomlinson has a new gf right now and the comments on the twitter posts of recent photos of them are
Really? I think the cauldron ones are alrightHere, here. They are all disgusting!
That's just creepy.Saw this tattoo that Brooklyn has done to honour his wife.....wow.
I happened across a couple of articles about celebrity wealth today. It amused me greatly that Taylor Swift's cat, the adorable Olivia Benson, has an accumulated wealth DOUBLE that of Nicola PeltzNicola comes across as so thick, so entitled, and so screechy.
Proof indeed that money doesn’t buy you class.
Tasteful, as always.Saw this tattoo that Brooklyn has done to honour his wife.....wow.
Oh Christ, I tried some of that "this is not bacon", or whatever the hell it is - think I've posted about this before, but it did a REALLY good impersonation of a bacon flavoured dog treat, but wasn't anything remotely like the 'proper' bacon I know and love. I ended up spitting it out.Here, here. They are all disgusting!
A company called Morning Star used to make a really nice veggie bacon, but you can't get it in the UK any longer because it's made with GMO'sWell, my 2p on the bacon sarnie debate is that I’m vegetarian and have been for the past 25 years. How come the boffins of this Earth can put a man on the moon, but they can’t create a decent veggie bacon?!
What’s a GMO?A company called Morning Star used to make a really nice veggie bacon, but you can't get it in the UK any longer because it's made with GMO's
Honestly, best stick with a good old Frazzle sandwich. Not the same as bacon, but never disappoints.Here, here. They are all disgusting!
Mmm. Frazzles.Honestly, best stick with a good old Frazzle sandwich. Not the same as bacon, but never disappoints.
You need butter though, obviously.
Genetically modified something I guessWhat’s a GMO?
Which sounds a lot better if you add “PARKLIFE!“ at the end.“The BAFTA awards were an embarrassing travesty. Cutting deserving winners speeches for toe curling non interviews. Poor Richard E Grant pretending to arrive in a Batmobile and no Bernard Cribbens in memorium . I resigned my membership.”
I always got those names mixed up too.Phil Davis gave this explanation.
Which sounds a lot better if you add “PARKLIFE!“ at the end.
(crap, I’ve just realised that’s Phil Daniels, not Phil Davis, sorry to both Phils).
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