Secret Celeb Goss #52

[lucrecia]

His eyes and his hair really bother me. He gets some beautiful women though so he clearly has something going for him

Ugh, yeah. He is just creepy looking. He looks like what you'd get if you mixed Viggo Mortensen with some random elf, and the result is far less attractive than either.

 

[kittyeyelashes]

On the subject of embarrassing interviews, if anyone harboured any secret desire for Orlando Bloom this would have completely killed it

 

[Eureka]

Eoghan McDermott brought me here. He's an Irish tv presenter and dj who has had a load of rape allegations. Every single site here won't let anyone discuss it but Tattle did so here I am.

I have a tin of cat food, we can spread it on posh crackers and call it pate. No one will know the difference

 

[AuthorsOfForever]

I'm hoping to be one of those very old ladies with a full face of make up, wearing clothes made from a combination of sequins and leopard print, and dark red hair, tottering along the high street with my dog in a pushchair.

This is also my ambition. I want to be a cross between Joan Collins and Bet Lynch. We will be fabulous.
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This was literally my grandma. Aside from sequins and leopard print. She favoured red and ‘mauve’ (it was purple) and drew her lips on like a 50s movie star. She looked like an eccentric, but I think she was deeply unhappy with becoming old. She was a beautiful woman. I miss her.

 

[DeluxeTruffles]

Jane Seymour has always been a beauty.

 

[AlanBanan]

I’m waiting for David Jason to pass to see if those rumours of him being a pedalo are true.

In the first of these threads someone was speaking about how their husband works for an advertisement agency or similar to one but they were speaking to someone and they had suggested David Jason for an advert, and the person they were talking just said “no of course not he’s a pedophile”

also, there was the time, when he was on holiday, people got arrested for producing child sexual abuse material in one of his homes and he just said he knew nothing about it.

Can’t watch anything with him in it since.

 

[RedMagnolia]

I think it's because he is British and he's fat. They love the British, don't they? And every other famous person in the USA is a size 0. So he is a bit of a novelty act, and with his sycophantic simpering, his guests probably think he really likes them. Plus when his wife went into labour, he got Harry Styles to present his show, when One Direction were at the height of their fame. That was impressive.

 

[Orangeinessex]

The gorden ramsey/Ross Kemp rumour reminds of one I came across years ago about Katie Holmes leaving tom cruise because she found him in bed with david beckham. There were always pics of tom in the press watching david playing football at real madrid and socialising and then it suddenly stopped around the time that rumour appeared. They don't seem to be mates anymore.

Friend of a friend knows someone working as a fixer / handler for celebs. Was requested to find a specific kind of paid male companion for evening work for when Tom Cruise was over in London promoting something or other.

Didnt ask but suspect the critieria was that they weren't too tall.

Deffo travels on the other bus.

 

[AlanBanan]

Someone mentioned Cilla earlier and Jesus Christ what an ugly woman. I don’t like picking at people’s looks but that woman could’ve ate an apple through a letter box with those teeth.

 

[Phoenix Lazarus]

The stuff about Martin Freeman is ironic when he played what was about the nicest character in The Office.

 

[Twopenniesworth]

Does anyone know if there is a Danni Dyer thread please? I have looked but can’t seem to see one. I’ve just read that her partner has been jailed for conning two OAP’s out of £34k and it hurt my heart
Just wanted to read the tea!

 

[Peachsquish]

She gives good head…

And according to Popbitch

 

[LilPinkie]

Barker must be SERIOUSLY fuming they've given it to Mcguiness

can see him being replaced after this series

or Question Of Sport will be axed with him being the biggest factor in its demise

I could see Clare Balding being a decent host. I wonder if she was offered it.

 

[DeluxeTruffles]

Looks like Hayley Atwell is dating Tom Cruise. I thought she had more sense to join a cult.
Oh well.

She's a bloody idiot to get involved with him. She has gone right down in my estimation now.

Right all I have had a whiff of a scandal but I’m shit at web searches so I wondered if any of you know or can find more.
Graham Coxon of Blur was with his partner Essy Syed for years and they have a daughter together. Apparently someone on Instagram contacted Essy and showed her pics of Graham with a young girl which are somewhere on Instagram still but I dunno where.
Going by Essy’s Instagram she and GC have now split and her and the daughter are off on their own. See attached screen grab. She describes herself as an abuse survivor and in another post she has a black eye and says she has lost 3 stone!

That all sounds very dark and unsettling. Never shocked to discover these things anymore. I wonder when the ability to be shocked leaves you? Probably after someone has been a real arsehole to you so you have first hand knowledge. I hope she and her daughter are alright and coping. An adulterer and a domestic abuser.... if that is true then she is better off out of there and I hope she takes him to the cleaners.

 

[liar liar]

I don't go on the Influencer section of tattle because I dont follow any influencers and am not that interested in their opinion on my face cream or whatever, but there is some influencer moaning to a Select Committee I think about Tattle and how there are a load of women on their who 'troll influencers because they are jealous of them making money'
I mean, like I said, I don't go on there but I suspect she is complaining about people pointing out when she 'forgets' (illegally) to say when she is being paid to advertise products.

We are exchanging views and chatting on here not trolling. We are not on their social media. What next? You are in the pub with your girlfriends chatting about 'X''s latest pics/boyfriend and that is silenced too? Are we allowed to have opinions? Oh yes, only if we tickle the egos of these pathetic uber-beings who have done nothing.

I was just reading this. Surely she can't stay with him....unless he's convinced her that it's an elaborate pack of lies from a jealous rival

He's in prison finding new 'friends'. She's pathetic - she knew what he was up to just like that Ferne critter knew about her acid-throwing 'beau'.

 

[lamaitresse]

Armchair psychologist time, but I'm sure Heather Mills' compulsive manipulative lying is some sort of personality disorder.

How on earth Macca fell for it (especially as he'll have met all sorts of hucksters and groupies in his time) baffles me. Must have been, as Prince Charles infamously said, "cuntstruck".

The 2002 Channel 4 documentary "The Real Heather Mills McCartney" was very interesting, no traces of it on the internet, afaik.

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

The stuff about Martin Freeman is ironic when he played what was about the nicest character in The Office.

This is what upsets me most about it, Tim was such a crush of mine I loved the chemistry between him and Dawn. I was only about 15 when it came out so found the whole possible office romance thing so exciting and grown up.

 

[Roger Smith]

No, no Grannies. Not Rooney

It was the savage one with the golden mane.

It was a few years back before Flintoff stopped drinking.


The is the first time I've actually been able to provide some tea other than I saw Anne Hegarty in Tesco.

urgh yeah he’s a right slag!

Ooh what’s she like IRL. I thinks she’s pretty but an acquired taste I admit!

Update - I thought you meant Anne Hathaway!

 

[AlanBanan]

Noel has *something* about him though!

Yeah but I don’t wanna have that “something” about me

 

[Eureka]

I think Holden and Dennis were doomed from the start and while I don’t condone her affair it bugs me that women are constantly judged for this while men can come out of being unfaithful unscathed.

Congratulations to Emma and Jade. How lovely that they went for something low-key unlike that three ring circus that was the Beckhams