you little belter you! @SpiceWeasel you’ve made it!!New thread DABs!!! Thanks to our @SpiceWeasel for this smashing suggestion. Had to shorten it a bit. Go and pour yourself a nice glass ofturpsgin and tonic and get yourself cosy with a nice bon marche number
can someone do the TLDR please I’m off to cook me sausages in the dishwasher, I’m doing mr Bella sossy and mash for his tea with a few cheeky green giants on the side
Omg my first thread titleNew thread DABs!!! Thanks to our @SpiceWeasel for this smashing suggestion. Had to shorten it a bit. Go and pour yourself a nice glass ofturpsgin and tonic and get yourself cosy and warm in a nice bon marche number
can someone do the TLDR please I’m off to cook me sausages in the dishwasher, I’m doing mr Bella sossy and mash for his tea with a few cheeky green giants on the side
Proud of u girl you’re climbing the tattle ranksOmg my first thread titlethanks DABs am made up!
My fella is the sameMy fella said the other night who do you keep texting and laughing at??! Errrrrr....my friends in my phone pal
This has proper made me lolMy fella said the other night who do you keep texting and laughing at??! Errrrrr....my friends in my phone pal
I was going to comment a while ago saying I feel like we’re friendsMy fella said the other night who do you keep texting and laughing at??! Errrrrr....my friends in my phone pal
What a fucking LibertyLooks like my title has been shortenedsoz ladies.
I feel violatedWhat a fucking Liberty
Double Deckers are life@Beepbeepfiat500 I think I’m showing my age. View attachment 308486
There’s a December thread with your name on it
I’m not far behind you@Beepbeepfiat500 I think I’m showing my age. View attachment 308486
rent a vagina -actually howlingFucking hell!! Who is rent-a-vagina after now?
And who the fuck uses the word fancy. That’s what you said when you were 10 years old and everyone in the class liked that little bastard who was good looking and he knew it
She deffo voted Tory 8 years ago when they got back in. Fact.Recap time bishes
So,
-Steph is officially moving to Church Street, (piss alley) to a shop, WITH A BASEMENT (that stinks) and used to have that woman outside on a mic like ‘YA CAN GET YER KARENNN MILLEN FOR A TENNERRRRR’ (alllll the stolen goods)
-#wherescora? In the basement???
-Stephs been to approximately 10,000 local supermarkets in search of garlic fry light, cos Yano, fuck Covid
-Steph is keeping her shop open in lockdown #2 cos Yano, fuck Covid
-Steph has been to her exes mums about 15 times in the last month to get her hair lightened and to eat a roast with raw looking sausages on, cos Yano, fuck Covid
-Tattlers are becoming concerned for the health of steph’s fake lashes, cos she never gets a wash and #lashmites
-Steph is so busy in the shop she’s hired 2 new DABS!!! (Pending approval)
-She can’t make her mind up if CBD gummies bears cure hangovers or not?? Jury’s out on that, but they DEFFO DO cure period pains
-Steph had the house that taste forgot #gifted decorated for Xmas, looks quite dangerous on her ombré stairs, but she only lives in her bed anyway
Dictonary:
DAB- Dusty arsed bitches (name Steph gave us and we wear with pride)
#wherescora - hashtag coined to search for stephs daughter, who never seems to be with her
Rimming- as a part of her quirky and cool edge Steph likes to claim she enjoys eating arse on the regular.
-Sniper Position- The position that she gets into to scran hoop
To note-
-Steph made fun of Claudia winkleman and proudly has it in her bio as it made TV
-Steph made a joke out of Caroline Flack but when she died called for trolls to be jailed
-Steph used to have the circle of show which publicly shamed girls for their clothing choices. But was fuming when the Daily Mail photographed her, didn’t know who she was and she belonged in her own circle of show
-Breaking lockdown by going to her mates constantly for food etc, though #fuckthetories
-Claims to hate the tories but seems to have voted for them in the past and uses questionable business tactics to make ‘a million turnover’
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